January Limerick Poems

There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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There was a man named Peter
Who couldn't write a love letter.
      He watched a movie
     ...

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My heart tells that I love you, dear
but my brain yells that I should fear
     your valentine quest
   ...

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I love you and I mean it very well
Though my tongue can't vocally tell and yell
By God's grace*, you believe best
My blest heart of caring...

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There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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I traipse the globe as a travel blog pro, 
My peregrine pace never gets too slow -
So crazy chaotic,
Extremely exotic -
Runs me into places and...

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There lived in bog a frog who was aloof,
croaked string music, his clan called him a goof.
Plunged in deep water for prey,
swam struggling, kept risk...

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'Frogs croak lured by my tune', the fiddler thought.
He, hence, every day, new melodies, brought.
Yet, it remained a riddle, when they croaked,
When the tunes of...

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An eager man sought information
on fiddlers and frogs. Consternation
had muddled his head.          
“Can’t help you,” I...

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One evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.

So grand, it soon...

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Little Miss Trouble got in a muddle 
Went head first into a muddy puddle
It gave her a fright 
And it serves her right 
Cos she...

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Such a present! I teared up and smiled.
As exams in my briefcase I piled,
a young girl handed me
snowflakes cute as could be
that she made--this sweet...

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     This year I asked Santa for a Harley
     and a flagon of wine made of barley.
...

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I wrote a limerick the other day
About an old girlfriend named Norma Fay
She wanted my bod,
Lying on the sod
As for Norma Fay, what more can...

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A well-known stud in Peoria
Brought lots of women euphoria
But married rather well,
After casting his spell
A gal he fondly called Gloria.

Written January 27, 2022...

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