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Home Limerick Poems

These Home Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Home. These are the best examples of Limerick Home poems written by international poets.

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY

TIME FOR SOME BUBBLY
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After a day filled with rhyme,
Storm the Squirrel found time, sublime.
    In a tub full of lathering foam,

Categories: 12th grade, humorous, poetess,

Manic Mechanic

Friends told me of some dude they trusted

But left out the part he was lusted

This mechanic, you see

Wanted to work on ME!

And I went home

Categories: humorous,

Loyalty, Thou art a Frog

     A loyal being is my pet frog
     More reliable than any dog

Categories: animal, home, trust,

naked gun

There once was a man who loved guns
With women he hit no home runs
He'd whip out his round
And shoot it outbound
While wishing to target their

Categories: anxiety, fantasy, identity, men,

Hats and Cats

There was a man with many hats,
that lived in a house with many cats.
When he went outside,
the cats stayed inside.
Hat choosing was driving him bats.

One

Categories: animal, cat, fun, pets,

Lady from Barbados

There was a young lady from Barbados,
Who felt that the summer sea was a loss,
She spoke against beaches,
She called them time leeches,
Until one day her

Categories: beach, humor, humorous, summer,

Poor Lester

Lester Lizard got home from vacation
where he had met a Haitian Crustacean
they got along great
till they tried to mate
reptile dysfunction leads to frustration

Categories: fun, hilarious, summer, vacation,

The Sleepwalking Sensation


George walked by us neighbors one night.
Our husbands were shocked at the sight, 
    for this uncouth dude
    was

Categories: lust, sleep,

Cinderella - Wicked Twist

Cinderella had fun at the ball
with her Prince charming, handsome and tall.
It got late and she would
run home fast as she could-
but one slipper fell

Categories: betrayal, nursery rhyme,

Untitled

there was a young cad named Dennis
who liked to take risks with the women in Ennis
one night with Darla in bed
she suddenly said
my husband will

Categories: humorous,

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two

Categories: crazy, funny, giggle, howl,

there was a jolly old man from Dublin

there was a jolly old man from Dublin
drank way too much and home he went stublin`
a river he tried to cross 
only to slipped on

Categories: ireland,

Lost Love

There was an oul fella from Baltinglass

Who fell madly in love with a young lass

When he asked her to dance

She took fright at first glance

So

Categories: crush, loss,

The Story of My Life

My fate rolled since childhood at my bottom
to study, live and work far from birth home;
Wanted to go back for good,
Time had slow pace in

Categories: missing,

Lockdown

Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight. 
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light. 
Maybe if I

Categories: 10th grade, angst, anxiety,