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there was a young cad named Dennis
who liked to take risks with the women in Ennis
one night with Darla in bed
she suddenly said
my husband will...

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there was a jolly old man from Dublin
drank way too much and home he went stublin`
a river he tried to cross 
only to slipped on...

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There was an oul fella from Baltinglass

Who fell madly in love with a young lass

When he asked her to dance

She took fright at first glance

So...

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My fate rolled since childhood at my bottom
to study, live and work far from birth home;
Wanted to go back for good,
Time had slow pace in...

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Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight. 
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light. 
Maybe if I...

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there was a young rake named Beck
who picked up a young vampiress in Quebec
he took her home to his bed
in the morning woke up dead
with...

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With my girlfriend in tip top condition
To film sex scenes for late television
She got sick in bed
So I went instead
And was heckled with spiteful derision

Well...

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Greenland will be our posh winterland plaza
Blueprints unfold for a Riviera Gaza
Just hot air baloneyism
Or old-fashioned colonialism?
Panamanians shout leave! Viva la Raza!...

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In a dumpster at a house close to me
were the contents of a home bourgeoisie. 
In the night, it caught fire,
which did fill me with...

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Must remember the different time zones
We're people of the world, wherever we roam
Our image appears
Grinning ear to ear
Technology's changed, the world we call home

...

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    I traveled to Russia, bought me a horse
    When we got home, I had buyer’s remorse
  ...

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A haircut at home, times have changed
Barber shops were the way to play the game
Cost was a factor
Not the only reactor
Haircuts at home, things are...

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You grew up in the dark and distant loam
and were packed in a produce truck to roam,
but you've naught to fear
of my knife my dear...

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Rudolph and Santa, two jolly good friends,
On their own friendship, so much depends.
One day, they both fought,
'Cause someone stole what they'd bought 
But soon, they...

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And leaving all else,  they debate on lunch.
To one, lunch time was waste, hence, break-less munch.
The other felt, lunch-less
Would no new glory bless
To UK,...

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