Hockey Limerick Poems

They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks...

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There was a lady from Kentucky,
Whose husband always played hockey,  
She wrote poems on magic,
Until there was a tragic,
Her husband was turned into a...

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Re-Marking June

A Pride fellow with the hockey staff,
Who is jeered by some that made them laugh,
Was to count the whole...

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As a teenager, hockey he breathed
A defenceman for the Toronto Maple Leafs
A star he became
Never knew his fame
After accidental death Tim's name was achieved...

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Clyde O'Toole suffered a heap of bad luck

   He was beaned with a wayward hockey puck

      He was...

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As a wee one I was obsessed with hockey
On frozen pond paying no mind to frozen bodies
We pretended
To be legends
Scoring the winning goal, kinda cocky...

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Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a...

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There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
   He forgot to duck
   And got struck by the...

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Limerick crochetés: Once North Koreans joined South cousins

Once North Koreans joined South cousins
Agreed to let drop divisive sins
Formed one team ice-hockey
Won bronze not so lucky
Each...

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We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on our ass
Even then we'd...

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Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus...

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IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .

Away from all the dirtey talkers...

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We're a great big family of roley poleys
We'd sure make some great hockey goalies
No pucks could get past
Unless we fall on my ass
Even then we'd...

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There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No...

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Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed


Author's note: Is it getting worse, or...

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