Heaven Limerick Poems

A flat bread has nailed my demise
Today's baking missed the top prize
Yet Easter is great
For certain this date
Our mix has the spirit to rise...

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I know a hole in the ground is not the end
I pray dear Lord forgive me of my sin
The end of the fence I can...

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Seeing aisles of messy shelves
Before a shopper even delves
Is a horrible curse
Which Whole Foods can reverse
With stockers who were Santa's elves
...

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God not only made all creations swell
He gifted us His only Son as well
So that man on earth
Could enjoy rebirth 
And in Heaven eventually dwell....

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We forget more wars than we fight,
and sooner the warriors, who fade from the Light;
and the stories we tell,
those who stood, those...

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Our mulberry tree, full and bent

Gives berries so sweet, heaven-sent

They grow big and fall

Woodchucks have a ball

Get drunk on the ones that ferment!
...

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Flavored water sticking on wooden stick 
Its luscious top is so tasteful to lick 
Like bar of sultry heaven 
I've been craving since seven 
Tender...

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Sure love the blistering heat
That encompasses me down to my feet
Don't give me no cold
On summer I'm sold
Sure southerners might not agree...

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I only drank one year, a while
I vastly prefer self-denial
Didn't like myself more
Back when dates *tried* to score
Now I've let them go, with a smile...

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Quote By Poet  "I am living on earth and waiting for heaven to open up."

I find my refuge in your word
reading until my eyes...

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For a happy smiling child on my head
After a while I feel warm water bad
My baby son is heaven
Child is by born innocent
It's now happy...

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There once lived a man with a loathe
For shrinking from a devil's oath

He was so indeed
The smallest of seed

Cause benevolence leads to growth

Syllables:

8,8,8
5,5,5...

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Folk look up to Heaven and pray
For good health when they're old and grey
And an hint will drop,
"Don't drink soda pop
It will just rot your...

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When I was a was a boy in Heaven
Mom gave me a disc at seven

it was Chumbawamba
and I heard the tuba

Then one of them by...

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My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
	everything is cool
	he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven...

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