Graduation Limerick Poems

Mom's and Pop's Days - graduation
birthdays, weddings - overdone.
     One can't forget Christmas
     or Juneteenth's fret and...

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Today is the first day of school
the summer too short at the pool
	school days are long
	this is so wrong 
I think going to school isn’t...

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Commencement exercises delight
never bore pre-schoolers in their flight
toward stage, full of bliss
for rewards* they can't miss
and promised graduation festive might.

A blessed graduation to class 2022.
*Ruth...

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Can anyone tell me what a blooper is anyway
Is it like a goofy unplanned accident at someone's soiree
Like a dark patch
A wee bit damp
While being...

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When Len traveled to Oklahoma

to obtain a ranching diploma

a bull butted him hard

out in the training yard

and he but earned a hematoma.







July 25, 2019
State Limerick
Kevin...

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A chance of going to the prom can be so sublime
Spare no expense, even if it is your last dime
It's worth the money
Remember honey
Unlike marriage,...

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I’m as proud as proud as can be
My son’s gained his first class degree
He’s a rising star
And sure to go far ...
He didn’t get his...

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Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a...

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She had more than a hundred thousand miles
But when I saw the “bug,” it gave me smiles
     Bright and red, it...

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