Girl Limerick Poems

Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Schnauzer In Wonderland

Down a hole tumbles my dear schnauzer Sean
Chasing White Rabbit, oh no, you’re gone!
Now the kind Chesire Cat
Unrolls a welcome mat
As my friend...

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There once was a girl from Charlotte 
Rumors spread that she is a harlot
She was loose in her ways
And perhaps her suitors did pay
Would it...

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He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
     It wasn’t just fun  
   ...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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   Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
   By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
   ...

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There is a girl known as twinkle toes 
Who is dancing wherever she goes
She’s the sequin queen 
Shines like a sunbeam 
Such a shame the...

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There was a shyster from Dallas
whose lies were full of malice.
	He groped the wrong girl
	whose anger unfurled. 
So now, they call him Alice....

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Time for a birthday potty... err Party
For the one who writes a wee bit naughty
The birthday girl is Jan
She's sitting on the can
I think she...

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A lover took his girl out for a meal,
he thought her allergies were no big deal.
She was feeling so merry,
forgot she can't have dairy,
so she...

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Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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Hey love, I'll give you the world
If only, you'll be my girl
I'll love you for life
And make you my wife
Okay, let's give it a swirl...

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Today, I do hope to acquire 
A reply from the girl I admire
For I soon will request 
To be ever so blessed
With her love, that...

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Oh hey girl, I have to inquire 
Do you like to sit on live wire?
    You’re making me choke 
  ...

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