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Mean Girls, Trolls and Damp Squibs

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I never knew some girls could be so mean and carry on like a trans high school teen. It sure ain’t raging hormones cos this coven are old crones who crave attention and wish to be seen! So I shall grant them that wish they so crave and make ‘em my witch ‘n make ‘em my slave. I will immortalise ‘em with my satirical pen until they want more and make me their fave! (I think I already am) Written March 2025 PS: Note to Mean Girls. Please stop writing and posting inane tirades disguised as red pill humour and let’s just move on shall we. You make it way too easy! Play out your girl aggression somewhere else. Don’t be “damp squibs”. Bygones?

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Michael Tor

Date: 3/23/2025 10:07:00 PM

Keith your responses to rude comments have always been tactful and with reason. I sincerely believe is what you write makes so much sense that they realize you are right and instinctly you are not to make sense and they resort to attacking the messenger, because maybe just maybe they can't deal with the truth even if it comes from you. Cheers my good buddy...PS the picture above shows you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen she had to many plastic surgeons in the facelift room. Had to say it. I actually feel sorry for someone that looks like this. Society brainwashed her into achieving perfection which turned out to be the opposite...

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/23/2025 11:10:00 PM

That pic is my favourite. If you’ve been paying attention you would instantly recognise her. Kinda mean looking. Cheers MT.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/20/2025 9:18:00 PM

Damp squibs served with wet noodles... I call them 'shrews' or 'witches.' You are very gracious, truth be told! ~ Gershon

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 3/21/2025 5:29:00 AM

“Witch”, I would be honoured.

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 9:56:00 PM

These particular damp squibs are like a bunch of kookaburras who were too busy gigglin’ when they should have been jigglin’. Now the fox is in the henhouse. Excuse the mixed metaphors - it’s been a long day.

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 3/20/2025 7:49:00 PM

LOL!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 3/21/2025 5:46:00 AM

Thanks!

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 11:42:00 PM

I see Dr. Jekyll has come out of the shadows to rant about those “evil Zionists” once again. That’s just mean!

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 8:22:00 PM

Sweet dreams!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 3/20/2025 8:12:00 PM

Good morning sunshine. It’s bedtime here for me. Keep the soup warm for me.

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 7:57:00 PM

Is that your maiden name? Just kidding. Well, that’s not a mean comment, Maureen, but are you laughing at me or with me? Cheers

Arlo Parker

Date: 3/20/2025 6:56:00 PM

KT, you let yourself get "punk'd". Some of the finest poetry I've read on PS has been from your pen. =;o)

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 7:54:00 PM

Thank you AP. It’s not my finest hour but it sure was fun to write. Cheers

Tom Woody

Date: 3/20/2025 5:04:00 AM

Keith, Keith. I got on so and so about her quite obvious stab at you now I'm asking you to consider deleting this one. I know I can talk with you frankly without need for a dance. Poetry should never be used to target a fellow poet(s). I have been a noisy advocate for this since my return over a year and a half ago. Please consider removing this one and do what I do when they write about me (while keeping me blocked) - grit your teeth and do fifty pushups

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 6:03:00 AM

Now I see the offending Limerick in its comments and editorial have been edited to make it appear as if I wasn’t the target. So cowardly.

Tom Woody
Date: 3/20/2025 5:40:00 AM

Believe me, I've had to exercise mega self control and not write retaliatory poetry. There's no one who can slap out the sharp witticisms like Tommy. But that's the old me (though in all my incarnations I've never written a nasty poem, just blog stuff). The Christian me turns the other cheek as best I can, though I've called out a few folks. But like I told a poet on her recent POTD, retaliation is ultimately self defeating since it puts the avenger on the same (low) level. Just think about it Keefer. PS. They will always publicly deny they are targeting someone(s) but the proof is always in the pudding, er, comment exchanges among themselves

Keith D Trestrail
Date: 3/20/2025 5:27:00 AM

I hear ya, and I even thought about letting it go but I’m not built that way. A sinner to the end I guess but WTH! I usually ignore their petty obsessions directed my way but it’s just harmless fun. They’ll be furiously soupmailing and emailing each other brainstorming some lame reply but it’s all good. I’m bored with them now and I’ve got bigger fish to fry on other sites. Their barbs are dust in the wind.