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Football Limerick Poems

These Football Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Football. These are the best examples of Limerick Football poems written by international poets.

In multi national Crick'

Theres a flood today in Crick.'
Uncontrolled migrants; on the uptick'
There is football till morning.'
When they normally were snoring
And drunks in their, park being sick.'

Categories: abuse, appreciation, boat, creation,

It's the Principle

I made a few mistakes or a dozen.
I didn't know 'bout birds and bees buzzin'.
Son, please listen to me.
It's the principle, see?
Forget the football team and

Categories: humor,

Mad About Towns

When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped

We

Categories: humorous, travel, word play,

endzone encounters

He's weird with a beard like a brute
Yet Travis with Taylor is cute
We hope she's not miffed
If he is too swift
In bed in his red

Categories: anxiety, football, humor, love,

vicarious gladiator syndrome

The primeval feelings they court
Are thrills from kills as a cohort
The owners are betting
That this bloodletting
Attracts all to football as sport


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Categories: emotions, passion, sports, violence,

Zay

A football player named Zay
Made an exceptional play.
The ref called it flaunting, 
But I thought it quite daunting.
Can't a guy celebrate a great day?

Categories: football,

THE QUATERBACK II

It's not the quarterback's fault
If his team was given salt
Missed chances and dropped balls
Which created some walls
The other team went on full assault

Categories: football, how i feel,

THE QUARTERBACK

The quarterback did his thing
He played ball like he was a king
His players didn't step up
They played like a young pulp
Lost a chance at a

Categories: football,

THE LIONS

Oh boy, did my lions roar
They kept knocking at the door
Wouldn't quit or go down
To me, they're the best around
Putting Tampa's team on the floor

Categories: football,

THE COACH

He was a mean old football coach
Who always had an odd approach
His antennas were long
His mouth was all wrong
His faced featured a giant cock-roach

Categories: humor,

football mug

coffee is a football mug

join us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.

Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

We Will Have the Blessing--NOW


Mama’s Thanksgiving plans went awry.
Football lovers might understand why.
Mama called for the blessing.
Everyone was obsessing 
over touchdowns. Mom uttered a sigh.

“Keep the food warm till

Categories: 10th grade, football, thanksgiving

Bears Whipped 38-20

The woeful Chicago Bears football team
  Hibernated in caves this June to dream
    Of winning their first game

Categories: animal, dream, football,

They Think It's All Over - It Is Now

The ‘lionesses’ lost to Spain
Spain’s players are quaffing champagne
I may be unkind
But was the ref’s blind
My reasoning may be insane

I googled the Penso surname
The origin

Categories: conflict, football,

My Football and Fifa Feelings

What is FIFA? I google to see
because football means nothing to me.
Whether football from here
or world soccer, it’s clear
facts and figures from me there won’t

Categories: football,