Easter Limerick Poems

     Abigail thought she would pen a sonnet
     Though, alas, she really didn’t want it
  ...

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A flat bread has nailed my demise
Today's baking missed the top prize
Yet Easter is great
For certain this date
Our mix has the spirit to rise...

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An old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny 
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny 
He was with his wife Jean...

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Bunny spent several hours sewing
Shh, he doesn't want anyone knowing
Then he got up at six
With a egg hunt to fix
Then straight back to bed he...

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Easter is coming. They're after your money
If only in form of ye chocolate bunny
Colored eggs boil ye well
Lest they harbor a smell
And when hunting them...

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The Easter Bunny was quite jolly,
Hiding eggs behind each holly,
But one egg he forgot,
And left it to rot,
Now he's known as the forgetful bunny.
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Schnauzer In Wonderland

Down a hole tumbles my dear schnauzer Sean
Chasing White Rabbit, oh no, you’re gone!
Now the kind Chesire Cat
Unrolls a welcome mat
As my friend...

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Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to...

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There once was a girl you may know
             They called her the “Holiday...

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The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
	where did they come from?
	did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog...

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There is a pole dancer named Honey
never danced in the nude for money
	her modesty renown
	all around the small town
the kids all call her Easter Bunny...

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Quote By Poet  "I am living on earth and waiting for heaven to open up."

I find my refuge in your word
reading until my eyes...

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For Easter he searched for an egg
But all he found was a peg
So, he loudly sounds off
Thinking he was cross
Ends up breaking one of his...

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A Pardon was given to two turkeys,
Joe the hunter made a blunder,
Hunter forgot his laptop,
and Joe sniffed a lot,
while both are confusing to all.

Forgetting the...

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To all you wannabe poets,
Here's a word of advice ere you start:
If you want folks to love it,
Keep your ego out of it,
When you write...

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