President Pardons Two Turkeys

A Pardon was given to two turkeys, Joe the hunter made a blunder, Hunter forgot his laptop, and Joe sniffed a lot, while both are confusing to all. Forgetting the wondering Joe, fell off a bike putting on a show, as stubborn as a blue mule, we now lack diesel fuel, while he eats his favorite ice cream cone. We all now are wondering about Joe running from store to store to find, turkeys that were not pardoned, on Walmart's empty shelf's Enjoy this holiday season knowing, Two Turkeys Pardoned and flew the coop, while Hunter Joe puts on a show, an Easter bunny moved Joe, as he looked for Turkey eggs, but found the golden federal aide Our pockets have been emptied, Fuel flew to the moon sky rocketing, Lights flicking with unpaid bills, Children masked and weeping Car charging doubling our electric bill Life has become quite a thrill