Dark Limerick Poems
These Dark Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Dark. These are the best examples of Limerick Dark poems written by international poets.
Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...
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Categories:
giggle, song, time, uplifting,
Basket CaseA waste paper basket, a trash can, a bin
Whatever you call it, some things won’t stay in
The things that you write
Long into the night
May make,...
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Categories:
horror, writing,
A Decidedly Short Interview With A Black HoleThe astronaut saw the black hole
And suddenly feared for his soul
He chose to die brave
And gave life a wave
And as he went in he...
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Categories:
death, space,
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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Categories:
animal, food, friend, giggle,
Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga
ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...
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Categories:
dark, fantasy, fun, funny,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home,
PICTURE POEM limerickMiro impulsively hurled his paint
making spots&splatters quite quaint
Action painting upon the dark blue
in metaphor&symbols so new
Enough to make the viewer faint...
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Categories:
limerick, art,
Noah's Ark
Noah loaded great beasts on an ark
and cleaned messes from morning til dark
But a man's gotta eat,
so he feasted on meat
an at least he had...
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Categories:
animal, boat, care, god,
Limericks IXLimericks IX
Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch
The world’s first antinatalist limerick?
Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...
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Categories:
fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
shadow of the eclipseThose soon undertaking their trips
To the April 8th total eclipse
Will see the moon cover
The sun and discover
The hotel supply this outstrips...
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Categories:
america, celebration, dark, earth,
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet,
Determined Wife
A lady who heard her husband had died
was charged by the police with homicide.
I’m hoping, she said, it was
the faulty brakes or the exhaust.
If neither,...
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Categories:
dark, humor,
A Poet's Twilight MusingsIn the moonless night a poet’s ink stains
Words cloaked in somber refrains
In the ink’s abyss shadowy tales unfold
Each dimly lit verse a soul’s secret told
In...
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Categories:
dark, imagination, lonely, perspective,
Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea,
with fresh honey from a bee.
I must not get stung,
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....
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Categories:
drink, fun, happy, sweet,
Santa, Chubby Can't Hurry Down My Chimney TonightSanta's stuck inside my chimney this year
His tummy's too big and so is his rear
I saw him hanging there
I'm filled with despair
Because on my roof...
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Categories:
christmas,