Child Limerick Poems

BYE ERN

There once was a man from Bavaria
Whose actions could not be scarier
In the woods where he lurked
And at night where he worked
It was designated...

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Alabama's court has gone wild
Their judge has dementia not mild
What's their new ruling
For Petri dish cooling?
The fertilized egg is a child

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That big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...

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I love you and I mean it very well
Though my tongue can't vocally tell and yell
By God's grace*, you believe best
My blest heart of caring...

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Mind is a child, stubborn, mulish,
Maybe bullish, but not foolish.
As some from wisdom school
Say, let your mind play fool,  
Cheer it up, never admonish.
___________________________
Limerick...

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Gratitude lesson reigns indeed
learned by my child with special need
teaching me to show
“thank you” with a glow
when I don’t smile at his good deed.

Thanksgiving* bliss...

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Santa dropped down the chimney quick
And got hit with a large hickory stick
He screamed and shout
Then ran all about
Until a child ask, Santa are you...

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A baboon who had charm, grace and flair
had a steamy and lurid affair
with a slender gazelle
who conceived very well
a gazoon with a reddish derriere....

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Special child enjoyed blest* birthday treat
delighted with pastries richly sweet…
oh, ice cream cake was best
he licked and bit midst zest
then shared for feast, saved from...

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I remember the ice cream man
As a child was his greatest fan
Sunday afternoon
I'd wait for the tune
Echoing from his ice cream van.



-...

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Smiting spread of gaseous explosion blow
He sprayed baby cologne with fresh mint glow
As classmates guessed puzzling scent
Poop came out as toilet-sent…
Then he blurted, “Thanks* God...

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A teacher couldn't spell crack
He kept thinking of someone's back
When a child asked, what's wrong
He thought about it real long
Then ended up at the race...

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Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast

birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts

3/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©...

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A man took his neighbor to court,
though he did what he asked, in short.
For he gave him leave 
to try and conceive:
a surrogate daddy, of...

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Naughty Johnny's behavior still shocks us
When we try to correct him he mocks us
"My rude behavior
I greatly savor
Just for you, I'll become more obnoxious!"




1/8/2023

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