April Limerick Poems

A cat on April Fools’, sleek and cool,
Found itself in a rather wet duel.
With a splash and a splosh,
In a fishbowl, it did wash,
Proving even...

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Those soon undertaking their trips
To the April 8th total eclipse
Will see the moon cover
The sun and discover
The hotel supply this outstrips...

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I have made  myriads of blunders but yours makes my heart ache 
That I didn't tell you, makes it the most regrettable mistake.
But,like the...

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Spring in Beijing
Alexander Bugh
The once was a man who walked in Beijing
He walked and he walked admiring the spring
The flowers started to bloom and trees...

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A priest chanced to see a beautiful nun
With her, he wanted to have ‘real’ fun
He looked left and right
Saw no one in sight
But thought what...

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A tall stranger rode into Milton Creek
Ragged scar ran across one eye and cheek 
Mayor Tom drew his gun
"You best hightail and run!"
"Geeze! Okay! But...

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Fanny's flirts and flings had found her fickle fame,
She couldn't shed her shady shame off her name.
T'was more give than take,
Yet none for her sake...

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Box
One Christmas I got a box of six clocks
Shock sent my heart all flippity-flops
Now I am watching time
Going out of my mind
To find some sleep...

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“Fear not the legendary vampires, but dread the vampires living among us, thirsting for blood!”   ~ By Poet

Vampires sleep by the day and...

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I saw two gold diggers chasing  by dangerous dogs. 
Hidden behind the hindu golden statues of gods.
Screaming for help, some people came to help them,...

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Every day brings a brand new tomorrow.
Will it be one fulfilled or stay hollow?
Be an outcome of fate-
Or some feat we elate-
We pray hard for...

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Matter Being Off on Vacation in the Metaphysical Kingdom of Disney
 
"No mind has control over matter -- not even the mindless visionary's."
-- Physics 101...

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"The scientific law of causality states every effect
(such as a fart)
has a cause
(such as beans for supper)."
-- beyond all Rational doubt
a deep Truth
to digest full

*...

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Restfulness was for the body's good, 
bright and lively are the roses;
my aria has powerful tones! 
Martha smiles, today she's dressed in red;
she invites me...

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It was a thirty-one day March to get to May
Then when April approached I opted to stay
But us living together
Was all stormy weather
Until June smiled...

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