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A Priest's Dilemma

A priest chanced to see a beautiful nun
With her, he wanted to have ‘real’ fun
He looked left and right
Saw no one in sight
But thought what he could do at eighty one

April.29.2023

~ Placed Third~

A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Tania Kitchin
Syllable Count- 10,10, 5, 5, 10 (HMS)

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Jan Allison

Date: 5/11/2023 7:52:00 AM

Very witty indeed Valsa. Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 5/7/2023 6:17:00 PM

Haha Valsa. Decided to stray once he was too old to. Congratulations on your win! :)

Sotto Poet

Date: 5/7/2023 5:17:00 PM

Great Limerick Valsa, congratulations on your win

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/7/2023 4:01:00 PM

And i'd say Run, Nun, Run. Great job, Valsa. I like this a lot. Congrats on the win

Tania Kitchin

Date: 5/7/2023 1:35:00 PM

Valsa, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/2/2023 6:46:00 PM

Now that is an intriguing last line, young lady! ~ Old, but vigorous

I Am Anaya

Date: 4/30/2023 7:12:00 PM

You did it! A limerick has been constructed and a bawdy one too, Valsa. I must say " you act like a nun, you'll get none. Lol B0l

Sotto Poet

Date: 4/30/2023 3:32:00 PM

Valsa, that was a pretty amusing limerick. Perhaps this priest would have better employed his knack of traveling through time to go back to some decades previously. Best wishes to you.

Stephan McBride

Date: 4/30/2023 9:49:00 AM

It's not the ones watching that should concern him , unless he might lose worship of man, only seeking to fool ones watching him into following him , in fun humor with this poem but much to gain in understanding from it as well : )

Malabika Ray Choudhury

Date: 4/30/2023 6:46:00 AM

Ha ha ha, Valsa. Quite naughty and fun!

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 4/30/2023 6:34:00 AM

A very humorous Limerick, maybe the Priest should have used time travel to go back a couple of decades! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Mike Gentile

Date: 4/30/2023 5:56:00 AM

Priests are human after all aren't they Valsa!! Very naughty and fun!! Good luck and Happy Sunday xxoo

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 4/30/2023 2:22:00 AM

Good bawdy one for the contest. There are pills to help.

DM Babbit

Date: 4/29/2023 10:35:00 PM

That naughty, naughty boy

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/29/2023 2:27:00 PM

Lol! Valsa, This is a good one for the contest theme. It certainly gave me a chuckle. I have a feeling I'll see you on the winner's list. Best wishes in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis

Susan Ashley

Date: 4/29/2023 8:56:00 AM

Hahaha! Dearest Valsa, your golden pen has spilled a fun and fantastic limerick! That naughty old priest!! At eighty one, a dilemma for sure lol! Though the body ages the mind is still young and frisky! :) Best wishes for a win and warmest wishes for you, my humorous friend.. ~Susan

Sara Kendrick

Date: 4/29/2023 7:54:00 AM

Where there is snow on the mountain there is a fire in the hearth. I like this catchy limerick. Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go! Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page with a nice review of my work. Sara