Valsa George Poet Limerick

A Priest's Dilemma

A priest chanced to see a beautiful nun
With her, he wanted to have ‘real’ fun
He looked left and right
Saw no one in sight
But thought what he could do at eighty one

April.29.2023

~ Placed Third~

A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor- Tania Kitchin
Syllable Count- 10,10, 5, 5, 10 (HMS)

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Jan Allison May 11, 2023 at 7:52 AM Very witty indeed Valsa. Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler May 7, 2023 at 6:17 PM Haha Valsa. Decided to stray once he was too old to. Congratulations on your win! :)

Sotto Poet May 7, 2023 at 5:17 PM Great Limerick Valsa, congratulations on your win

Andrea Dietrich May 7, 2023 at 4:01 PM And i'd say Run, Nun, Run. Great job, Valsa. I like this a lot. Congrats on the win

Tania Kitchin May 7, 2023 at 1:35 PM Valsa, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick!

Gershon Wolf May 2, 2023 at 6:46 PM Now that is an intriguing last line, young lady! ~ Old, but vigorous

I Am Anaya April 30, 2023 at 7:12 PM You did it! A limerick has been constructed and a bawdy one too, Valsa. I must say " you act like a nun, you'll get none. Lol B0l

Sotto Poet April 30, 2023 at 3:32 PM Valsa, that was a pretty amusing limerick. Perhaps this priest would have better employed his knack of traveling through time to go back to some decades previously. Best wishes to you.

Stephan McBride April 30, 2023 at 9:49 AM It's not the ones watching that should concern him , unless he might lose worship of man, only seeking to fool ones watching him into following him , in fun humor with this poem but much to gain in understanding from it as well : )

Malabika Ray Choudhury April 30, 2023 at 6:46 AM Ha ha ha, Valsa. Quite naughty and fun!

Jennifer Proxenos April 30, 2023 at 6:34 AM A very humorous Limerick, maybe the Priest should have used time travel to go back a couple of decades! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Mike Gentile April 30, 2023 at 5:56 AM Priests are human after all aren't they Valsa!! Very naughty and fun!! Good luck and Happy Sunday xxoo

Victor Buhagiar April 30, 2023 at 2:22 AM Good bawdy one for the contest. There are pills to help.

DM Babbit April 29, 2023 at 10:35 PM That naughty, naughty boy

Alexis Y. April 29, 2023 at 2:27 PM Lol! Valsa, This is a good one for the contest theme. It certainly gave me a chuckle. I have a feeling I'll see you on the winner's list. Best wishes in the contest. Enjoy the rest of your day:-) Alexis

Susan Ashley April 29, 2023 at 8:56 AM Hahaha! Dearest Valsa, your golden pen has spilled a fun and fantastic limerick! That naughty old priest!! At eighty one, a dilemma for sure lol! Though the body ages the mind is still young and frisky! :) Best wishes for a win and warmest wishes for you, my humorous friend.. ~Susan

Sara Kendrick April 29, 2023 at 7:54 AM Where there is snow on the mountain there is a fire in the hearth. I like this catchy limerick. Reads like a good contender to me for the contest. Way to go! Thanks for sharing and for dropping by my page with a nice review of my work. Sara

Tom Cunningham April 29, 2023 at 4:18 AM Lol good one Valsa they could hold hands. Tom Valsa George April 29, 2023 at 4:38 AM Of course.... they can ! :) Thanks a lot dear Tom

Joanna Daniel April 29, 2023 at 1:57 AM Hahaa, that's really funny, Valsa, well done:) Valsa George April 29, 2023 at 4:38 AM Glad you enjoyed it Joanna .... :) Thanks a lot !