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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required "The scientific law of causality states every effect (such as a fart) has a cause (such as beans for supper)." -- beyond all Rational doubt a deep Truth to digest full * * * In a universe causal, alas, no ass "free" is to choose to pass gas, yet it still is a fact, though I say it with tact -- every assh*le, alas, is an ass. * * * a dedication of Respect for the Pain of the vast masses of asses who graduated Sunday school on flunking Neuroscience 101 a revolving helios limerick satire menippean on each faithful "free will" worshipper free of Reason april, 2023 -- the rhymester romantic yet fancying the existence of a free "soul" (with manifold farts full in support behind him) . . . fartnotes Beans are generally good for the digestive system, though in some folks, beans may cause stomach pain, bloating, and/or farts to foully behave. According to the Logical axiom of the excluded middle, each fart either has a cause (for example, one purposely farting due to a causal desire to prove some Wise ass wrong) or does not have a cause (for example, one randomly farting due to no cause whatsoever). In either case, one is not free to fart or not to fart." -- the philosophical dilemma known as "The Hard Deterministic Fart Melancholy" In conclusion, no ass can be held responsible for his farts -- though one may causally choose to flat out not invite a flatulent ass out to a romantic dinner for two.
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