Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers
Categories:
lickers, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Carvel Two for One Sundae
Occult Melt in Mouth Snickers,
Share Choice Wife Hot Fudge,
Old 'N Young Creamy Tongue Lickers!
Categories:
lickers, fun, hyperbole, joy, senses,
Form: Haiku
There's a colonel in most every town
And chicken he does know
But the youth of today are not finger licking
They're licking of the toads
When they run out of their drugs
They must run out of their minds
When the toad lickers come a licking
Best to run and hide
Yes, they've found a brand new high
When their pot is running low
The poppy fields have all run dry
And the cow patty mushroom is no mo
The city kids head to the swamps
Just hopping at the thrill
Grabbing at amphibians
And licking them at will
With every tantalizing lick
Trippy little colors do they see
Pass around the froggy
For another lick if you please
Makes you wonder what's up
And how can this be fun
When it's obvious
They'll have warts on their tongue
But who am I to judge
As crazy as it looks
Could it be as bad as crack
With one lick and your hooked
I have this nagging question though
That bothers me to this day
Who was the first to lick the toad
And say this taste okay
~ribbit~
Categories:
lickers, drug, life,
Form: Rhyme
Nothing speaks in the land
But the political voices:
Altering our histories.
Always withholding something,
Their agenda a mask of destiny.
Scattered bits of freedom.
Incidents and accidents.
Evangelization and civilization.
Flags of all sorts.
That's African.
We cannot escape each other.
The boot-lickers and praise-singers
Speak in clearer tongues.
Making claims we don't understand,
Caring little for order and decorum.
Categories:
lickers, africa,
Form: Free verse
Appraisal Report.
Donkeys get display badge case.
Lickers win raises.
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Categories:
lickers, work,
Form: Haiku
Survivor
In nature some are the survivors,
The weak don’t make it along,
Death weans out, the not to revivors,
No pan lickers make it, no nongs,
In order to be a survivor,
There’s only the weak n the strong,
The strong go on Mc’Gyver ,
And the weak go down,
Where the bastards belong,
So if ya brain starts twitching and yapping,
Slap it under the bloody left ear,
be strong no weak willie sapping,
your spirit is strong with no fear,
if you can’t control your yapping brain,
it will slip a cog you know,
mental torture, its all in vain,
forgive forget, let it go!
who is master you or it,
the weak willed will say its just him,
take control of yeself just a little bit,
strong-fella, hard faced and so grim…?
Don Johnson
Categories:
lickers, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
nine rare **** lickers
In Kim’s windows
Sitting on thorns
Ah.....Sew! poem by Deborah Guzzi (Contest)
Categories:
lickers, funny
Form: Haiku