Toad Licking

There's a colonel in most every town
And chicken he does know
But the youth of today are not finger licking
They're licking of the toads

When they run out of their drugs
They must run out of their minds
When the toad lickers come a licking
Best to run and hide

Yes, they've found a brand new high
When their pot is running low
The poppy fields have all run dry
And the cow patty mushroom is no mo

The city kids head to the swamps
Just hopping at the thrill
Grabbing at amphibians
And licking them at will

With every tantalizing lick
Trippy little colors do they see
Pass around the froggy
For another lick if you please

Makes you wonder what's up 
And how can this be fun
When it's obvious 
They'll have warts on their tongue

But who am I to judge
As crazy as it looks
Could it be as bad as crack 
With one lick and your hooked

I have this nagging question though
That bothers me to this day
Who was the first to lick the toad
And say this taste okay
         
~ribbit~

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 1/20/2018 5:51:00 PM
Lol, I think I'd croak if someone tried to get me to lick one! Very ribbitting (riveting) fun witty write Mike!~Che :)
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