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Written in Santa Maria degli Angeli

Are Epicures the same as Epicenes?
“Indulging one’s own senses” – that one’s me.
The ripest fig, plucked from the lushest tree!
Sat here, I know precisely what it means,
amidst these blotting-pad pinks and peppermint greens –
more SingalongaMax than Syngman Rhee.
This is the gist – congeniality.
More Laterans and lattes than latrines.
I must have some Italian in my genes.
Too much, you think? A little over-the-top?
My humble view is, may it never stop!
I’d love to drown in white-veined porphyry!
How better to applaud the Master Plan
than make His Home as gorgeous as you can?

Cesspit

Cesspit 
The  shovelling soldiers are sent off to war
To dig latrines so their soldier brethren can 
Not in peace but to empty their guts between fights
Ukrainians have other ideas they want to kill them all
Dead soldiers and hole diggers means more Russians
Who can no longer fight or hurt innocent Ukrainians
How many Ivan cesspit spade men have been eradicated?
Kill them all so the soldiers  their pants before dying
From Ukrainian bullets and high tech Allied weapons
The more the better in this video game war


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Premium Member Pants Dropping

How many listen to private conversations
Now let's be honest, it's a natural temptation
As innocent as it seems
Causes a trip to the latrines
Jaw-dropping these pants-dropping narrations


Premium Member American Dystopia: West Coast

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American dystopia,where law breaking  is fine.
San Freaksisco, USA, civil living disappeared in no time.

Streets filled with thieves and have become public latrines.
Owners of small businesses are regularly and joyfully bitten!
.
Perfectly OK, by our governor with madness, encouraged.
You can move here and steal, though by sane people, vehemently discouraged.
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Some have elected crackpots, having profound disrespect for law and order.
They need to move without haste, south of the border!
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My heart weeps for the beauty and civility that California has indeed lost.
Our law abiding citizens hopes and dreams disappeared in a political holocaust!

                                  January 7, 2020

Gandhi

His teachings were gentle, 
yet he did not bend to
the will of any man. 
This little brown man 
changed an entire world 
for all time.
These words are 
his legacy of wisdom:
“You must be the changes 
you wish to see in the world.”
Great armies, mighty battles 
bring nothing but bloodshed and death. 
He knew change could not be forced, 
but should be gently coaxed.
No mighty general astride a horse, 
Gandhi became a father to a nation, 
spinning cloth for clothing to wear, 
raking latrines in the Ashram.
He became the change 
he wanted to see in the world. 

"You must be the changes you wish to see in the world."

As Per a Gene

Asparagine
Is ever so mean
Spreading breast cancer
All over the scene

Researchers said
Asperagus fed
Cancer cell spread
'Til patients were dead

Forget the greens
And fill up on beans
You know what that means
So map out latrines

Vegans like Susie
Are known to be choosey
Beans make them woozy
& Hops are too boozy

Harken to doctors
Our Grand Concoctors
Whose bank account soars
When you open their doors

Now Mardi Gras
Is one day away
Asparagus passé
Enjoy Beaujolais!


Dumped Baby

One day, one of our daily papers carried a story about a teenage girl who 
dumped a baby;after carrying the baby for nine months in her womb.
And nowadays,it is common for teenagers to throw their babies in pit latrines,
 drainage,and rubbish sites;
Why acting in such a manner when barren women are cying for babies and 
 orphanages are around us?

Graffiti

Scribbled on public urinal walls 
Scrawled on latrines of cinema halls 
Sexy messages with illustration 
Depicting process of procreation 
Pithy remarks voicing political conviction 
Agitprop's propaganda in cute slogan 
Sometimes so obscene that the reader is blushed 
Sometimes so confusing that he is nonplussed 
Often revealing a pent up feeling 
Or divulging clandestine dealing 
Is this advanced version of caveman drawings? 
Or stark human soul that in darkness sings? 
Shall we call it safe dumping of public id? 
Or hungry hearts that in loneliness bleed? 
Be it as it may, it's something grotesque 
And for its advance weeds of taboo bushwhack 
It's hazardous to ignore writings on walls 
Though it neither bewitches nor enthralls

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