Latrines Poems - Poems about Latrines

... I have slept while awake, And on an oneiric trip, To stroll down the street; And prognosticate in these rays, Behold the white monster, With a mask to fissile... So, I peeped through the lens......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...Cesspit The shovelling soldiers are sent off to war To dig latrines so their soldier brethren can Not in peace but to empty their guts between fights Ukrainians have other ideas they want to k......Read the rest...

...I hope in Heaven, there's no more pee Because it might frustrate my Eternity On account of my nephrolithiasis, I'd rather not have to take a whiz Plus the process would be shoddy Until the R......Read the rest...

...How many listen to private conversations Now let's be honest, it's a natural temptation As innocent as it seems Causes a trip to the latrines Jaw-dropping these pants-dropping narrations<......Read the rest...

...************ American dystopia,where law breaking  is fine. San Freaksisco, USA, civil living disappeared in no time. Streets filled with thieves and have become public latrines. Owners of sm......Read the rest...

...His teachings were gentle, yet he did not bend to the will of any man. This little brown man changed an entire world for all time. These words are his legacy of wisdom: “You must be the ......Read the rest...

...I wish I knew how to be wise And have that knowing look in my eyes Remaining silent while you nattered As though I knew what really mattered I’d never chat about the weather Or discuss TV when......Read the rest...

...Asparagine Is ever so mean Spreading breast cancer All over the scene Researchers said Asperagus fed Cancer cell spread 'Til patients were dead Forget the greens And fill up on beans Yo......Read the rest...

...My first amendment right was never fought for overseas! It was Martin Luther King who was beat to his knees! It was Fanne Lou Hamer who gave me permission to speak! It was a war on Sunday but only in......Read the rest...

...My life is playing me The whore that it is Patient zero got it from her The whole world is without protection ......Read the rest...

...Bullet between the eyes, graveyard of dreams, demise. Running bloodily through the fields As the poppies to opium, they do give yield Out on the fields with the mujahideens Praying to an empty sk......Read the rest...

...One day, one of our daily papers carried a story about a teenage girl who dumped a baby;after carrying the baby for nine months in her womb. And nowadays,it is common for teenagers to throw their ......Read the rest...

...Lord! Why me? I try to live a life free of disorder, Yet I'm forever greeted by signs reading "Out Of Order!" Invariably, when I'm confronted with some dire emergency, I'm faced with that leering ......Read the rest...

...Scribbled on public urinal walls Scrawled on latrines of cinema halls Sexy messages with illustration Depicting process of procreation Pithy remarks voicing political conviction Agitprop's ......Read the rest...