Funny Language Poems
These Funny Language poems are examples of Language poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Language Funny poems written by international poets.
I Didn'T Know That
confusion, funny, language, light,
"I Didn't Know That"
I didn’t know that
A Be couldn’t sting
Or that a Bee was not a B.
I didn’t know that
I should No...
The Great Cow Revolt
language, community, farm, freedom, funny,
I am a cow
Of course most of you reading this are also cows
But I have heard a rumor that those creatures
Who walk on two...
Collective Nouns- English Makes No Sense
language, education, hilarious, humor,
Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
language, appreciation, christian, fun, humor,
Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...
She Only Said She Loved Him Ii
funny love, language, word
She only said she loved him.
Of the rest she was reticent.
He only stood and wondered
Just what it was she'd meant.
She said only she loved him.
I Messed Up
language, cheer up, funny, giggle,
Sometimes I get muddled
A little confused and mixed up
I come out with funny things
and make everyone crack up
My workmate spent thousands on IVF
I was explaining...
A Flair For Comedy
Some people are naturally funny
They have a flair for comedy,
Seems everything they say or do
Illustrates laughter as a remedy.
Many times quite unwittingly
They say something not...
Past, Present, Future
language, absence, abuse, addiction, anger,
deserves a hushed funeral for the memories scarred
from hands, unforgotten words, screams echoed
the times no one wants to relive
somehow you manage to...
After I Ate An English Thesaurus
language, funny, humor, humorous,
I accidentally ate, consumed, chew in,
A thesaurus, a synonymopedia.
And ever since then, at that moment, by that time,
My words, vocabulary, sayings just sublime.
So when I...
Finding Order In Ordinary
language, confusion, fun, irony, judgement,
Better not blow away the ordinary
Often ordinary turns extraordinary
How, you may query
I'll answer, if u tarry
There is order in the ordinary
In the hasty humdrum!...
Et Tu Brute
funny, high school, language,
so started Gaius Caesar’s last assault
a farmer, who we hated by default
for Latin somehow came to rule our world
as meanings of declension slow unfurled
language, 11th grade, 12th grade,
The book keeper
mops the slush pile,
adding a vase of clarity
on the table of contents,
for the ghost writer
to slow down
mends torn sheets -
In Russia You Have To Drink Alcoholic Drinks
language, allegory, allusion, funny, humor,
In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
must live cloistered and booed...
The Language of the Fart
with beans and a biscuit to ponder
a rumbling seeking a yonder
at its behest
a simple request
oh speak you toothless wonder
May The Gas Be With You Farts...
fun, funny, humor, language,
What is it ‘bout fowl language,