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Funny Language Poems

These Funny Language poems are examples of Language poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Language Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member I Didn'T Know That
"I Didn't Know That" 

I didn’t know that 
A Be couldn’t sting
Or that a Bee was not a B.
I’m confused.

I didn’t know that
I should No...

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Categories: confusion, funny, language, light,

Premium Member The Great Cow Revolt
I am a cow 
Of course most of you reading this are also cows
But I have heard a rumor that those creatures
Who walk on two...

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Categories: language, community, farm, freedom, funny,

Collective Nouns- English Makes No Sense
Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,

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Categories: language, education, hilarious, humor,

Word Meaning
Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...

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Categories: language, appreciation, christian, fun, humor,

Premium Member She Only Said She Loved Him Ii
She only said she loved him.
Of the rest she was reticent.
He only stood and wondered
Just what it was she'd meant.

She said only she loved him.

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Categories: funny love, language, word

I Messed Up
Sometimes I get muddled
A little confused and mixed up
I come out with funny things
and make everyone crack up

My workmate spent thousands on IVF
I was explaining...

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Categories: language, cheer up, funny, giggle,

Premium Member A Flair For Comedy
Some people are naturally funny
They have a flair for comedy,
Seems everything they say or do
Illustrates laughter as a remedy.

Many times quite unwittingly
They say something not...

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Categories: fun, language,

Past, Present, Future
deserves a hushed funeral for the memories scarred 
from hands, unforgotten words, screams echoed
the times no one wants to relive 
somehow you manage to...

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© Fall Woods  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: language, absence, abuse, addiction, anger,

After I Ate An English Thesaurus
I accidentally ate, consumed, chew in,
A thesaurus, a synonymopedia.
And ever since then, at that moment, by that time,
My words, vocabulary, sayings just sublime.

So when I...

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Categories: language, funny, humor, humorous,

Finding Order In Ordinary
Better not blow away the ordinary
Often ordinary turns extraordinary
How, you may query
I'll answer, if u tarry

There is order in the ordinary 
In the hasty humdrum!...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: language, confusion, fun, irony, judgement,

Premium Member Et Tu Brute
so started Gaius Caesar’s last assault
a farmer, who we hated by default
for Latin somehow came to rule our world
as meanings of declension slow unfurled

Thus, were...

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Categories: funny, high school, language,

Premium Member Book Keeper
The book keeper
mops the slush pile,
dusts paragraphs,
adding a vase of clarity
on the table of contents,
creates settings
for the ghost writer
to slow down
run-on sentences,
mends torn sheets -

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Categories: language, 11th grade, 12th grade,

In Russia You Have To Drink Alcoholic Drinks
In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
 must live cloistered and booed...

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Categories: language, allegory, allusion, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Language of the Fart
with beans and a biscuit to ponder
a rumbling seeking a yonder
at its behest
a simple request
oh speak you toothless wonder


May The Gas Be With You Farts...

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Categories: language, funny,

Fowl Language
What is it ‘bout fowl language,

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, language,