Lambasting Poems - Poems about Lambasting

More habit forming than any drug or liquor

...More habit forming than any drug or liquor

I considered myself sophisticated and wise,
but the addictive power of texting
and subsequently sexting
took me by surprise,
and impossible mission t...

A Quick Snow

...a quick snow,
Georgia awaits,
unless
a cloud breaks shell,
lambasting with lace.
outlandish
wake up…
rubbing eyes;
genie
grants wishes
to school kids.
parents a-salt-ing,
shove an...

Harriet Harris nee Kuritsky

...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Despite being a nineteen year old bride
she wed Boyce Brandon Harris
half a decade her senior,
(where I ranked less than a twinkle in their eyes)
during the mont...

Deva Ossig, the landlady and property owner turned rogue

...Deva Ossig, the landlady (and property owner) turned rogue

Just a couple weeks shy 
and seven years ago to the day,
I still remember contractual obligations
our previous residential abode
724 ...

Harriet Harris nee Kuritsky circa November 13th

...Harriet Harris née Kuritsky circa November 13th, 
1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005
(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)

I trot out a poem acknowledging birthday
of dear ole mom, who s...

Rigorous Sphincter Ani Externus Muscle Workout

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to derrière issuing
melodious flatulence classical tunes,
yo...

I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence

...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted 
approximately midway 
into the administration 
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...

Harriet Harris Circa November 13th, 1935 - May 4th, 2005

...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005

untimely death sentence ordained 
approximately six months prior 
to mother dearest celebrating 
her seventieth birthday,
though the ...

Disgruntled Poetess of Late

...Be a blessing to us and stop writing such trash
With hypocritical flair making our teeth gnash,

All your talk of being so close to the good Lord
Falls flat when you slice fellow poet...

Youtube Deep Sleep Meditation Music

...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHvGxZgTPk

Relaxing Music for Deep Sleep. Delta Waves.
Calm Background for Sleeping, Meditation, and Yoga.

Amidst human tempest
malevolent fiery brew
whereby...

Ignominious Cult Leader Best Kept Locked Up

...Our unhinged president,
(a veritable loathsome miscreant)
cannot get away with murder,
nor will mine paltry poetic
(side winding) gambit
help clinch deserved punishment
for leader of free world...

H I J K L

...haggling a huckster’s horse trade
ignoring imaginary ideas of Iodine’s
joyful jubilant jabbering jabberwocky
kibitzing kickapoo kindnesses toward Kelly
lambasting Lilliputin leprechauns leaving L...

If I Died Today March 2nd, 2020

...If I died today March 2nd, 2020...?

No matter unfulfilled dreams never came true,
nevertheless yours truly doth gladly bid adieu,
where repurposed afterlife (mine) atomic brew
reconfigured, rec...

Beneficence Courtesy Nonagenarian Widower Papa

...Vitriolic scathing psychological malevolent jujitsu
cruelly, fiendishly, incriminating
lambasting opprobrium rue
teenly dished out to yours truly

mechanically engineered hatred to stew
when pa...

Harriet Harris Circa November 13th 1935 May 4th 2005

...Harriet Harris circa November 13th, 1935 - ~ May 4th, 2005
(untimely death sentence ordained ~ early February 1935)

Test teasing prophylactics embarrassing
purchase never made at local drugstore...

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