Lager Poems - Poems about Lager

...Allow me to go back and rewind our time as friends When I promised myself I'd never let you or anyone in Especially the stereotypical people in your community Where I believed in your heart I'd ......Read the rest...

...There once was a man who had swagger When he drank seven pints of lager He said "may I have this dance?" Didn't know he'd peed his pants So, home on his own he did stagger......Read the rest...

...I told my boss this was a job I didn’t relish Reports so far deemed this Elfin war rather hellish. Troops had crossed the border and entered the valley. So far we didn’t have a death or injury tal......Read the rest...

...On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me, A koala in a gum tree On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Two parrakeets. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me......Read the rest...

...You squealed with six-year-old delight as I wriggled from Hilda’s belly. I was a runt, the first of five pups who, with our eyes closed, all squirmed for lunch at the same time. You screamed wit......Read the rest...

...Went for a "HAIR CUT" at the local barber Must have misunderstood probably into the lager He cut “ALL” my hair Not just "ONE" up there Called him a bozo as I made my departure......Read the rest...

...The Class Act It dawned on me to get ahead in life, I had to speak proper the way words are laid out in books It is hard to talk posh I had to write down what I was going to say when meeting f......Read the rest...

...THE GRIM REAPER (JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE) This Grim Reaper stirs from another well-earned day of heavenly sleep From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave, so deep Hi......Read the rest...

...The male of the black widow spider species offers its head to be eaten by the lager female arachnid. Is this sex, love, or blind instinct? We need a different mind-set a new understanding. ......Read the rest...

...Dear readers, please dwell awhile Sit here a moment I pray I wish to speak a little of what and how people say Surely the ladies here would wish it to be thus if everyone spoke and acted as ......Read the rest...

...Went for a hair cut at the local barber Must have misunderstood probably into the lager He cut “ALL” my hair Not just one up there So I called him a bozo as I made my departure......Read the rest...

...Bartender Oh Bartender (a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain! Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic when the doth ale). Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending of another work day beckon B......Read the rest...

...*Image of Many Meanings by KWC. Likeness ssenekiL: Part 2 (HOMONYMS: Homophones & Homographs) The batter's foul ball killed a fowl that later caused a foul o......Read the rest...

...They say beer is an enemy of man... I drink and taste Ales, Lager, Pilsen well there are splendid things in this world... I imagine that whoever runs away from this typ......Read the rest...

...every morning step by slow step he walks to the convenience store two rolls and half a pint of milk for breakfast and two cans of lager that is all of his hunger for life which has remained h......Read the rest...