Lager Poems - Poems about Lager

...My birthplace is Shokpartogai, my golden cradle, Here I arrived, opening the door to this world wide. The snowstorm paused, holding its breath inside, When hear the cry of a baby struggling to sur......

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...that Friday feeling calls near noon with thoughts of lager capped by foam and dreams this work-day will end soon which gives your mind a mood to roam to favored joints, where with the guys you......

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...I want to feel the ground swell to share it Saturday, comes too soon drowns the afternoon and see City demoted for fair play 10,000 plastic cups a river of lager streams Its not that I'm afra......

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...Allow me to go back and rewind our time as friends When I promised myself I'd never let you or anyone in Especially the stereotypical people in your community Where I believed in your heart I'd ......

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...There once was a man who had swagger When he drank seven pints of lager He said "may I have this dance?" Didn't know he'd peed his pants So, home on his own he did stagger......

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...I told my boss this was a job I didn’t relish Reports so far deemed this Elfin war rather hellish. Troops had crossed the border and entered the valley. So far we didn’t have a death or injury tal......

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...On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me, A koala in a gum tree On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Two parrakeets. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me......

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...Went for a "HAIR CUT" at the local barber Must have misunderstood probably into the lager He cut “ALL” my hair Not just "ONE" up there Called him a bozo as I made my departure......

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...The Class Act It dawned on me to get ahead in life, I had to speak proper the way words are laid out in books It is hard to talk posh I had to write down what I was going to say when meeting f......

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... The Grim Reaper, stirs from another well earned day of heavenly sleep From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave so deep His cloak and scythe, been cast to one side in an unc......

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...The male of the black widow spider species offers its head to be eaten by the lager female arachnid. Is this sex, love, or blind instinct? We need a different mind-set a new understanding. ......

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...Dear readers, please dwell awhile Sit here a moment I pray I wish to speak a little of what and how people say Surely the ladies here would wish it to be thus if everyone spoke and acted as ......

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...Went for a hair cut at the local barber Must have misunderstood probably into the lager He cut “ALL” my hair Not just one up there So I called him a bozo as I made my departure......

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...Bartender Oh Bartender (a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain! Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic when the doth ale). Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending of another work day beckon B......

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...*Image of Many Meanings by KWC. Likeness ssenekiL: Part 2 (HOMONYMS: Homophones & Homographs) The batter's foul ball killed a fowl that later caused a foul o......

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