Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

He Cut All My Hair

Went for a hair cut at the local barber
Must have misunderstood probably into the lager
He cut “ALL” my hair
Not just one up there
So I called him a bozo as I made my departure

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Speaks Volumes March 12, 2023 at 11:59 AM Good one Jack .. loved it

Daniel Turner February 25, 2023 at 9:03 AM Don't you know, in order to get a haircut, first one must have hair. Hair on top of one's head, that is. lol Have a great day Jack:) Jack Ellison February 25, 2023 at 12:52 PM Big chuckle my friend! Guess I'm one of the lucky dudes, still got lotsa hair, believe it... 87!!! Holy crap!

Tom Cunningham February 25, 2023 at 6:51 AM Lol, he didn't get a tip then. Tom Jack Ellison February 25, 2023 at 7:40 AM Multiply my number of individual strands of hair by each hair times 100 dollars and it makes one rich barber! LOL