Kosher Poems - Poems about Kosher

...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......Read the rest...

... If you’re planning to go to heaven be prepared to be surprised: After centuries of faithful service, Saint Peter, and most sadly, has decided to retire and been replaced by an Entry Syste......Read the rest...

... For breakfast she starts out modestly: a cup of tea, no milk, but sugar plenty. By nine o’clock her stomach’s growling, and Edna’s in the kitchen prowling. There must be something she can c......Read the rest...

...It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia About two hundred babies are born every minute Guess there's not much doing in suburbia Dust un......Read the rest...

...women did not travel alone it was not done in 1856 not kosher or safe which is why she left at dawn to travel west to become a mail-order bride......Read the rest...

...Alexandra Tolstoy, lost it all, the bamks just Threw her to the wall, held her funds Locked her out, her fault? Her Russian husbannd no doubt.! Although he'd left for many years she took The hi......Read the rest...

...For those of us who can't eat pork or non-kosher birds, like a stork We've suffered for decades reading Green Eggs 'n Ham, 'n Dr. Suess, please change that Ham, 'n to Sam, 'n......Read the rest...

...Emerald paradise keeps purple violets and yellow daffodils true Possibly an enchanted nirvana, selected for my eyes alone. Air so clean here, the monarch butterfly is singing a ditty Joy, and hope......Read the rest...

...A Cheeky View of Our World's History God's 'hammer' killed most dinosaurs and gave small mammals' space to be no lizard's dinner guests (where they were "flesh de jour.") I wonder 'wrongs' they ......Read the rest...

...By many aliases they're known: Crawfish, crawdads, mudbugs, yabbies. They abound in brooks, and streams, and swamps, As well as roadside ditches and rice paddies. Their astacology has shown Th......Read the rest...

...Free association comprises ratiocination... Bonafide catatonic doggedness, nevertheless this stubborn stoic poet writ afore and another feeble effort courtesy exhaustive mental effort he brewe......Read the rest...

...Reprobate fictional schnorrer... Who never did a lick of work gifted lifelong entitlement, yet possessed webbed wide world reputation actually humble contemplative earthling jump/kick started......Read the rest...

...How can someone draw a blank Now that's a real poser How d'ya know if it's new and improved dog food Eating that stuff's not kosher Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs Sounds qu......Read the rest...

... If a pickle brings a paddle To a party in the fall, And the court is colored umber And it looks just like the ball, Would you relish the cucumber Who was forced to make the call, Or t......Read the rest...

...Mr. Pickle threw A lavish pickle party Inviting all his friends Dill, sour, kosher Spears and even halves Seeing that the party Was off the chain Some uninvited guest arrived With thirst and......Read the rest...