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Kosher Poems - Poems about Kosher


Premium Member A Tale of Kosher Shrimp
Hymie Frankel sat in a restaurant in the courtyard of a mall Hymie was aware for sure that the fare wasn’t kosher at all The Rabbi of Hymie’s synagogue just happened to walk past When he noticed where Hymie was he let out an awful gasp Hymie, friend, what’s eating you You know...

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Categories: kosher, food, funny, jewish,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Kosher Wines
There are numerous kosher wines, and they are usually sweet. Without them, a Passover seder meal cannot be complete. Among the flavors of wines are blackberry. Another popular kind is made with elderberry. If you want a sweet red wine, choose cherry. Sweet cream concord comes as both dark and white. Anyone can make a selection that is right. As long as...

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Categories: kosher, drink, religious,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Kosher Dill Pickle
There once was a man who loved garlic dill Holding them in his hand gave him a thrill Doorknobs are fermented With garlic tormented His wallet and all of his precious bills ...

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Categories: kosher, funny, life,
Form: Limerick
All Is Kosher
Welcome to this ceremonious event of me unveiling my thoughts of me unfolding my brazenness of you displaying your wittiness of you and me affecting changes On line, in line, on time beyond time With million likes The game is on The line is on The status is open For all of you to presume, assume and resume your own positioning of...

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Categories: kosher, culture, emotions, friend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Getcha Kosher Dills Here!
Never been one much for food, always caused too much fear. “Geeeeez” would there be enough? Enough food was always a concern. I’d think of cold days when Dad was gone. Mom was crying and sled rides through the snow to grandmas where, maybe, there was venison. Didn’t like seeing the red, blue-black meat all...

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Categories: kosher, caregiving, childhood, food, funnyfood,
Form: Narrative



Kosher
the heart is not kosher the mind is a carb the blood is alcoholic. .i'm sick. .you're...

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Categories: kosher, allegory, introspection, life
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things