Kilt Poems - Poems about Kilt

..."kill them before the end of this week," he said. She ignored his commandment. " put quicker killing poison  in their foods," He insisted.  "Why? How can I do this mass killings of innoce......Read the rest...

...Will soon turn eighty-eight, that's over the hill But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still As my kilt flips up One can see I'm no pup With wrinkles on my wrinkles I'm heading downhill......Read the rest...

...One day a piper, with stylish intent, Wore a tartan kilt, in full regiment. But with far too much swagger, He sat down on his dagger. Now he laments, in a high pitched accent.......Read the rest...

...or The Living Death beneath Macbeth "The top 1 percent of households globally own 43 percent of all personal wealth, while the bottom 50 percent own only 1 percent." ......Read the rest...

...They chatted for so long The day was here to meet She was so excited Feeling her hearts every beat He was Scottish and oh so lovely She thought he may be the one She had looked for red flags ......Read the rest...

...What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Is it Fruit of the Loom? Is it nuthin'? When it's cold does he cover himself with a quilt? How much good Gaelic blood has been spilt 'cause he buried hi......Read the rest...

...there once was a man from Kingsbury who put on his kilt in a hurry in a bit of a flap he forgot his jockstrap a chill wind put him in a flurry......Read the rest...

...In the USA and the UK, possibly all over Europe, there are a few people who assume military dress, medals, etc and pose as Forces Veterans. We call them Walter Mitty's or Walts for short and they re......Read the rest...

...Recollections were a little hazy, His leaving party last night, Undying friendships sworn, That last friendly little fight. Goodbye, Scotland the Brave, Home of the warrior Clan, The Batter Fri......Read the rest...

...A certain poise, the bagpipes lack Not being rude, it’s just a fact The kilt is first-rate The rest, not so great Red in the face, squeezing your sack......Read the rest...

...I’ve got a penny whistle I made it out of tin I wander through the thistle And traipse across the glen A tune for bonnie lassie On this wee flute I built Soon as I get untangled From the briar......Read the rest...

...dark matter(s) by Michael R. Burch the matter is dark, despairful, alarming: ur Creator is hardly prince charming! yes, ur “Great I Am” created blake’s lamb but He also created the tyger ......Read the rest...

...A Scotsman voyaged through the highlands Thickly covered with lush, purple heather Kilt adorned and bare, his regions nether Feeling breezy on this, a grand endeavor He trekked across enjoying ba......Read the rest...

...Dan, Dan, was a popular man had a plaid for his homeland clan his kilt it slipped cold breeze it nipped less popular now than he began......Read the rest...

...A girl on the Tube stared at my crouch Her mum sat there and tried not to watch Then mum's face turned red As she softly said, "She thinks that is where I get my Scotch"......Read the rest...