Jean Murray Poet Couplet

The Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman bought a kilt to swing.
So he could do The Highland Fling.

He grabbed my hand and pulled me out.
Then everyone began to shout.

Watch out Jean, it has been seen.
A gust of wind revealed the thing.

What could it be that Scotsman's got
'neath his skirt that caused such shock?

Calm down all, it's just a leg.
He was born that way, with an extra peg.

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Paul Callus March 26, 2017 at 1:09 PM Lovely and sort of suggestive:) Enjoyed your pleasant humour, Jean! Congratulations on your podium finish! Regards // paul Jean Murray March 26, 2017 at 3:09 PM Thank you Paul.

Kim Rodrigues March 25, 2017 at 9:23 PM LOL, Jean! Oh that magnificent peg...scared us all! Congrats! Jean Murray March 26, 2017 at 5:05 AM Again thank you Kim.

Kim Merryman March 25, 2017 at 8:50 PM How funny! An amusing write, Jean! Congrats on your 1st place win! Blessings, Kim Jean Murray March 26, 2017 at 5:04 AM Thank you Kim.

Andrea Dietrich March 25, 2017 at 7:45 PM This is superlative humor, Jean. BIG congrats on a well deserved win. Jean Murray March 25, 2017 at 7:59 PM Thank you Andrea. I'm delighted as always.

Anne-Lise Andresen November 27, 2016 at 8:14 AM - Love it :)))))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jean Murray November 27, 2016 at 4:34 PM Thank you Anne-Lise. I wrote it for Arthur when he made a comment on LET'S DANCE that he had three feet.

Tim Smith November 25, 2016 at 6:15 PM lol...nice Jean...stay away from those Scots they're trouble. Jean Murray November 26, 2016 at 1:26 AM Really?? Tell me more Tim.....

Just James November 21, 2016 at 11:56 PM Very entertaining Jean tx.. Jean Murray November 22, 2016 at 3:20 AM And thank you for swinging by James.

Arthur Vaso November 20, 2016 at 9:34 PM Oh, and a wee nother tune to carry the night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI Jean Murray November 21, 2016 at 3:38 AM https://youtu.be/nqU0u9v6U0I. you have me all nostalgic now Arthur. A friend sang this at my wedding, 1987.

Arthur Vaso November 20, 2016 at 9:22 PM och, lassie, ya so kind to show me off in this way! Now if only I had a wee lass on me shoulder as that lucky piper in the photo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl9240HWXBU Jean Murray November 21, 2016 at 3:29 AM That photo was actually taken here in Donegal, by a woman I know. Isn't it good? Is she not a little too young for you Arthur? Jean Murray November 21, 2016 at 3:28 AM Of course I would go back again Arthur. I did a solo circle of 1,000 miles there once and loved it. Isle of Skye is a magical place.

Afolabi Muideen November 20, 2016 at 6:59 PM What a funny poem. Thanks for posting........A.M Jean Murray November 21, 2016 at 3:21 AM Thank you for reading Afolabi.

Eve Roper November 20, 2016 at 12:35 PM hahaha... this is so very funny , Jean, a treat indeed... jump on the band wagon " "Dead Man Walking cartoon JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION" your added limerick would be a treat Hugs Eve Jean Murray November 20, 2016 at 12:39 PM Thank you Eve. I will see now what's up my sleeve.

Jan Allison November 20, 2016 at 11:13 AM ha ha ha this is hilarious Jean:-) Would be worth having a highland fling lol:-) hugs jan xx Jean Murray November 20, 2016 at 12:38 PM Yahoo!!!

Daniel Turner November 20, 2016 at 9:32 AM Jean! Lol Too funny! Gives a whole new meaning to the Scottish stones:) Jean Murray November 20, 2016 at 9:40 AM This man mentioned he had three feet for dancing Daniel, so I figured the feet must be attached to something....

Lim'Rik Flats November 20, 2016 at 9:00 AM When I saw this title next to your name I knew I was in for a treat...I was not disappointed! Is this where the term "cool tool" comes from? ;-) cheerios and chipmunks! ~ john Jean Murray November 20, 2016 at 9:38 AM He's certainly a cool Dude John, the man I have in mind. I've never felt his tool, so cannot comment on the temperature of it.