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The Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman bought a kilt to swing.
So he could do The Highland Fling.

He grabbed my hand and pulled me out.
Then everyone began to shout.

Watch out Jean, it has been seen.
A gust of wind revealed the thing.

What could it be that Scotsman's got
'neath his skirt that caused such shock?

Calm down all, it's just a leg.
He was born that way, with an extra peg.

Copyright © Jean Murray | Year Posted 2016

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Paul Callus Date: 3/26/2017 1:09:00 PM Lovely and sort of suggestive:) Enjoyed your pleasant humour, Jean! Congratulations on your podium finish! Regards // paul Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 3/26/2017 3:09:00 PM Thank you Paul.

Kim Rodrigues Date: 3/25/2017 9:23:00 PM LOL, Jean! Oh that magnificent peg...scared us all! Congrats! Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 3/26/2017 5:05:00 AM Again thank you Kim.

Kim Merryman Date: 3/25/2017 8:50:00 PM How funny! An amusing write, Jean! Congrats on your 1st place win! Blessings, Kim Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 3/26/2017 5:04:00 AM Thank you Kim.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/25/2017 7:45:00 PM This is superlative humor, Jean. BIG congrats on a well deserved win. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 3/25/2017 7:59:00 PM Thank you Andrea. I'm delighted as always.

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 11/27/2016 8:14:00 AM - Love it :)))))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/27/2016 4:34:00 PM Thank you Anne-Lise. I wrote it for Arthur when he made a comment on LET'S DANCE that he had three feet.

Tim Smith Date: 11/25/2016 6:15:00 PM lol...nice Jean...stay away from those Scots they're trouble. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/26/2016 1:26:00 AM Really?? Tell me more Tim.....

Just James Date: 11/21/2016 11:56:00 PM Very entertaining Jean tx.. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/22/2016 3:20:00 AM And thank you for swinging by James.

Arthur Vaso Date: 11/20/2016 9:34:00 PM Oh, and a wee nother tune to carry the night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to1xT93IlUI Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/21/2016 3:38:00 AM https://youtu.be/nqU0u9v6U0I. you have me all nostalgic now Arthur. A friend sang this at my wedding, 1987.

Arthur Vaso Date: 11/20/2016 9:22:00 PM och, lassie, ya so kind to show me off in this way! Now if only I had a wee lass on me shoulder as that lucky piper in the photo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl9240HWXBU Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/21/2016 3:29:00 AM That photo was actually taken here in Donegal, by a woman I know. Isn't it good? Is she not a little too young for you Arthur? Jean Murray Date: 11/21/2016 3:28:00 AM Of course I would go back again Arthur. I did a solo circle of 1,000 miles there once and loved it. Isle of Skye is a magical place.

Afolabi Muideen Date: 11/20/2016 6:59:00 PM What a funny poem. Thanks for posting........A.M Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/21/2016 3:21:00 AM Thank you for reading Afolabi.

Eve Roper Date: 11/20/2016 12:35:00 PM hahaha... this is so very funny , Jean, a treat indeed... jump on the band wagon " "Dead Man Walking cartoon JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION" your added limerick would be a treat Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/20/2016 12:39:00 PM Thank you Eve. I will see now what's up my sleeve.

Jan Allison Date: 11/20/2016 11:13:00 AM ha ha ha this is hilarious Jean:-) Would be worth having a highland fling lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/20/2016 12:38:00 PM Yahoo!!!

Daniel Turner Date: 11/20/2016 9:32:00 AM Jean! Lol Too funny! Gives a whole new meaning to the Scottish stones:) Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/20/2016 9:40:00 AM This man mentioned he had three feet for dancing Daniel, so I figured the feet must be attached to something....

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 11/20/2016 9:00:00 AM When I saw this title next to your name I knew I was in for a treat...I was not disappointed! Is this where the term "cool tool" comes from? ;-) cheerios and chipmunks! ~ john Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 11/20/2016 9:38:00 AM He's certainly a cool Dude John, the man I have in mind. I've never felt his tool, so cannot comment on the temperature of it.