Best Kilt Poems

A Scotsman bought a kilt to swing.
So he could do The Highland Fling.

He grabbed my hand and pulled me out.
Then everyone began to shout.

Watch out Jean, it has been seen.
A gust of wind revealed the thing.

What could it be that Scotsman's got
'neath his skirt that...

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Aussie stood in his chaff bag kilt,
bandy knees, didna give it, it's tilt,
the steam was arising too,
just come from woolloloo,
shiela said "man, Gawd but he's built."

thanks Dave Williams....

Nette,
if ya got it flaunt it,
some shiela said that's torn, wit,
Aussie kilts are yet denied,
though we have the...

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there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
	in a bit of a flap
	he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put him in a flurry...

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It's time to relate a story
About a wee man and his kilt,
How he obtained this garment
Made out of tartan quilt...

He was born in a leprechaun village.
He grew much taller than the rest.
His leprechaun IQ was a dram too short
But his highland fling was the best!

None...

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we had used a kilt
pattern to design a quilt
which was soft as silt...

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The great kilt.
“Och aye the noo”
TraIs the cat deid? –
 Has the cat died? your trousers are a bit short
 – like a flag flying at half mast
Liken my great grandfather did why don’t you put on a kilt
Oh yes, right now

My 16th century
Originating in...

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A girl on the Tube stared at my crouch 
Her mum sat there and tried not to watch
Then mum's face turned red 
As she softly said,
"She thinks that is where I get my Scotch"...

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Do you know why Scottish people call it a kilt? 
Because they kilt the last man who called it a skirt!...

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Never look back and be eaten up with guilt
Try to correct what you did in the future
I remember the first time I showed up in a kilt
Never look back and be eaten up with guilt
Everyone said, “Not for you my friend, Milt,”
Truthfully, I think it...

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The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two...

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Bagpipes conveying the delight
Of a country filled with insight
Swinging their kilts in accord
With their song of joy, so adored
They color the world in green
Appreciating the good queen
Awakening a world to glean
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Gaelic poetry and prose will sigh
Through the echoes of a blue sky
That reminisce with kilts...

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Dan, Dan, was a popular man
had a plaid for his homeland clan
	his kilt it slipped
	cold breeze it nipped
less popular now than he began...

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The noble house rom the Scottish Lowlands
with the green, white, and blue bands.
The green for the salamander 
resting on a bed of amber. 

Although, factually, our monuments are ruins,
The kilt has a hint of blue in.
Having an appearance in the 12th century, 
The history and...

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My uncle wears a dress
I heard my uncle talking
About his favourite dress,
And how he needs a new one
As its old and in a mess.

He says it`s frayed and tattered 
And the pleats are wearing flat,
So he will need to get a new one
That goes right...

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The man was strong
The man was bold
Didn't listen to the rest unfold

He took in his culture, pride
He wore his kilt, with pride
Did it make him less of a man? Sigh.
Did it make a lass of the man? Wry.

Forgo these ancient thoughts
That make the thinker less...

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