Kidney Stone Poems - Poems about Kidney Stone

...i printed off all of my poems i distributed them at the traffic lights no one opened their car windows except one poem i stuffed in a dog's face a child laughed at me from his back seat ......Read the rest...

...What means Spermatorrhoea?? Excessive emission of semen without org-sm or er-ction. Semen is a whitish fluid that contains sperm. Spermatorrhea is a disorder in males where an individual experie......Read the rest...

...Bake the world a cake and wear your shimmering crown of perfection. Gorge on pure bites of unearned kindness to feed your grievous bodily farm. Your dignity is a sight unseen. Like a spider in m......Read the rest...

...Lighter yellow pee = is good 4 the kidney :-) So drink plenty of water, especially if it's hotter! Cuz kidney stone pain's not what I consider gain! Eat low-oxalate / sodium, & more fresh fo......Read the rest...

...Mud Puddle Has life handed you a kidney stone, Old Timer? Does the world treat you like a dead gnat in it's oatmeal? Some days, do you feel like a mud puddle in an ocean? Do you sense t......Read the rest...

...There was a young bloke from Sydney Found a large stone in his kidney Went into a Doc Who took out the rock Surely felt better then did-n-ee......Read the rest...

...Got a nasty rash ? To the laptop dash Turn it on and see What that nasty rash could be ! Oh Google it, google it, When your tummy hurts a bit When you’re feeling lousy Have a little “bro......Read the rest...

...they shake, rattle and roll, calcium balls not for my soul, every time they move, it's not my groove, I warn them to stop and quit doing the hop, the doc threatens to laser, a form of using a......Read the rest...

...THE MOTHER OF ALL LOVE POEMS How much love, comes from the heart of me? Let's count the ways, far as my heart can see, no more than's in my gizzard or my liver, I'll ever find any love to give he......Read the rest...

...The bastards who dole out abuse Like seeing my neck in a noose But they've only sewn A razor-edged kidney stone Which for them has pain to induce Author's note: Abuse can be enforced povert......Read the rest...

...Grinding stone, Mortar stone, Remaining of Stone Age, Gallstone, Kidney stone, Paining of IT age!......Read the rest...

...Golden Conversation Jack: Let this kidney stone Be instantly gone Pain from the back You can’t well track. Joseph: Yeah. I feel two addled ostrich eggs Lumped on both sides of my ......Read the rest...

...How can something so small Cause so much pain? With awesome power And nothing to gain You think you are dying You hope that you are Your threshold of pain Has been tested so far Those wh......Read the rest...

...I’ve got a kidney stone Trying not to moan It hurts me deep Trying not to weep Sweep away the pain Down the bathtub drain......Read the rest...