Short Kidney Stone Poems

Grinding stone,

Mortar stone,

Remaining of Stone Age,

Gallstone,

Kidney stone,

Paining of IT age!...

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I’ve got a kidney stone
Trying not to moan
It hurts me deep
Trying not to weep
Sweep away the pain
Down the bathtub drain...

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There was a young bloke from Sydney
Found a large stone in his kidney
Went into a Doc
Who took out the rock
Surely felt better then did-n-ee...

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Lighter yellow pee = is good 4 the kidney :-)

So drink plenty of water, especially if it's hotter!

Cuz kidney stone pain's not what I consider gain!

Eat low-oxalate / sodium, & more fresh foods -- yum!...

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Mud Puddle 

Has life handed you a kidney stone, Old Timer?
Does the world treat you like a dead gnat in it's oatmeal?
Some days, do you feel like a mud puddle in an ocean?
Do you sense that you are as insignificant 
as a bee fart in a bouquet of roses?
Well listen up Bunkie,
and remember,
the only person 
you are obligated to convince
of your greatness
is you...

12/13/2020...

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What means Spermatorrhoea??
Excessive emission of semen without org-sm or er-ction.
Semen is a whitish fluid that contains sperm.
Spermatorrhea is a disorder in males where an individual 
experiences involuntary ejaculation or release of semen 
without er-ction.Epithelial cells per high power field(HPF) 
in your urine.Having a moderate number or many cells may 
indicate:a yeast or urinary tract infection(UTI)kidney or liver disease....

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i printed off
all of my poems

i distributed them
at the traffic lights 

no one opened their car windows
except one poem i stuffed in a dog's face

a child laughed at me from his back seat
i laughed back

i stuffed the poems in drains
in supermarket trollies

i donated them at the
charity shop

i hammered this poem
into a lamppost

it blew away into the ether
i went home to pass a kidney stone

all the eggs in this box are double yoked
signifying nothing
...

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