Ketchup Poems - Poems about Ketchup

...I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages. Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.” Someone mentioned that when I complained abo......Read the rest...

...Welcome to the fifty’s diner Where there are chrome stools Black, red and white leather seats A checkered floor Everything matches A soda machine is standing ready The chef is heating up the ......Read the rest...

...Maybe it was that last biscuit layered with butter and jam or could it have been those sodas only around nine cans Never just one bucket of extra crispy southern fried chicken could make you feel ......Read the rest...

...Whilst I ate fries, I ate lies. A bargain made, no school for the next day, the bargain. No one told me tomorrow was Saturday. I ate lies heavily hidden under ketchup. ......Read the rest...

...Sniff, sniff. What is that smell? Is it him who exudes that tell Of his character that he will sell? That the former presidential counterfeit Smells of ketchup, butt, and armpit An ex-GOP lawm......Read the rest...

...THE SLAIN SOLDIER BONE Once upon a dinner plate, there lay, A chicken bone in a peculiar display, Arranged like a man just so upon a plate, Wearing a Christmas hat, looking quite elite.4 Wi......Read the rest...

...French Fry Etiquette She left me sitting alone in McDonalds Didn't take a bite of her Big Mac Or touch a single one of her French Fries She grabbed her Coke then walked away And never ......Read the rest...

... Years ago I wrote a poem in appreciation of Dad Jokes… being a Dad and a PopPop it’s something I do on my family’s behalf… It’s one way to teach my children and grandchildren how to have fun how......Read the rest...

...It's in big letters And I can't see beyond the sign They talk about messages Well that one is emblazoned on my eyelids Walk forward, stop The end of the line is right where you started Povert......Read the rest...

...Let me hear you let me see you There is no echo, only existence The brave presentation of everything it is A swirling mystery I cannot grasp Let me hold you. Let me hold you. But it simply is......Read the rest...

... LOST IN BRITAIN Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, Matching Tye and Droop Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, Westward Ho! and Throop. Hole of Horcum, New Invention, ......Read the rest...

...by sun-kissed shoreline patiently I cast my line waiting for a catch Fishing was my family’s go-to, inexpensive recreational sport. Many weekends were spent at the lake chec......Read the rest...

...Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet......Read the rest...

...At any given moment, someone is stocking shelves Putting the ping-pong balls next to the beer, Ketchup next to the hot dog buns, Strawberries next to the shortcake mixes. In the parking lot ......Read the rest...

...The President is facing a dilemma: should he try to remove a pickle from his left ear? He phoned the caveman for advice, the phone is answered by his hairy wife, upon hearing of the Presidents ......Read the rest...