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Next week Reagan will probably announce that American scientists have discovered that the entire U.S. agricultural surplus can be compacted into a giant tomato one thousand miles across, which will be suspended above the Kremlin from a cluster of U.S. satellites flying in geosynchronous orbit. At the first sign of trouble the satellites will drop the tomato on the Kremlin, drowning the fractious Muscovites in ketchup.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Alexander Cockburn |

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Member Quotes About Ketchup

"If I was any happier, my pants would be in the ketchup bottle."

Go to Quote / Comment | Caren Krutsinger |