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Kermit Poems - Poems about Kermit


Kermit the Frog and the Color Green

"It's not easy being green", Kermit the Frog once said.
Since yellow and blue make this color, is it better to be them instead?

I have been blue once or twice.
It did not feel good,
did not feel nice.

Sad and alone is what blue means to me.
Blue is the color I never want to be.

Yellow is another color
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Categories: kermit, meaningful,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberKermit and Miss Piggy

When Kermit the Frog
Found love at his synagogue
It was unexpected
How instantly they connected

The lovely Miss Piggy
Posing right next to Twiggy
Strategically waving her doily
Batted her eyelashes coyly



Submitted on January 12, 2019 for contest CLERIHEW COUPLES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY sponsored by CAROLYN DEVONSHIRE
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Categories: kermit, love, passion, relationship, romance,
Form: Clerihew



Premium MemberKermit and Miss Piggy Rendezvous-With Writer's Notes

Kermit and Ms. Piggy rendezvous 

Kermit hopped his way to Miss piggy's sty
in need of comfort, he wanted to do the sly
they shot the bull
and petted the wool
when time to fete, Kermit was short of pork pie

connie pachecho

4/16/17
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Categories: kermit, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Kermit Left Cold Permit

Kermit Left Cold Permit


An actor who was named Froggy Kermit
Wanted to live in silence like hermit
Till wife called him old
He told her she’s cold
Kermit just croaked her an ill cold permit


Written:6/2/15
Theresa Marie
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Categories: kermit, fun,
Form: Limerick

Kermit the Hermit

Lonesome Kermit 
Was a hermit,
Living on a mountain, in a cave.

It was really very silly--
Worlds away from Piccadilly-- 
How that lonely cavern dweller did behave.

He was always in a quandary,
With no one to do his laundry 
And he never found the time to wash or shave.

There is really no excuse 
For style of that recluse,
And
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Categories: kermit, children, funny, people,
Form: I do not know?




Book: Reflection on the Important Things