Critterature: A Prickly Situation
...Old joke: How do porkypines mate? Very carefully.
The porcupine's a modest
And mostly solitary beast,
Akin to capybara and to beaver,
Though in size he is the least.
He rarely gets invited
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Categories:
kabob, animal, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Almost Three Years Ago From Today December 20th, 2022
...Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022
self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved ...
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Categories:
kabob, adventure, angel, anniversary, atheist,
Form: Rhyme
Line of David
...Idk
I'm going in
how or if it goes
if it work's
Tender line
are they cooking slow
a line of them
but
Tender cut's on toothpick's
Or go pieces of the smart's
lined up on a Shish Kabob
idk
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Categories:
kabob, fish,
Form: Free verse
Tractors For Russia
...walking the way of the freckle face boy
one and only one verdict comes to mind
nobody knows who is calling the shots
various factions reluctant to spill the beans
well things have a force of thei...
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Categories:
kabob, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
North of Nogales
...Ye old West signposts, green with needle-spurs:
Santa Rita prickly pear, pancake prickly,
plenteous buckets and sunset pink occurs.
It’s mountain time to sip some wine dearly
as the cac...
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Categories:
kabob, america,
Form: Terza Rima
Stick Up
...I don't wish to sound an alarm
But ladies are losing their charm
My thingamabob
Appears shish kabob
And they aim to skewer the farm!...
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Categories:
kabob, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight
...The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight
Down the broad avenue called Gastronomic Delight
City life gathers when twilight awakens;
In eateries, drive-ins, greasy spoons and taverns – jumpin’ joints j...
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Categories:
kabob, america, food, international,
Form: Verse
Self Quarantined Misanthrope Pitched Into Purgatory Wham
...Self quarantined misanthrope pitched into purgatory wham!
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine)
courtesy devil specially engraved telegram
prestidigitation found me vanishing shazam,
withou...
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Categories:
kabob, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Mirage
...Baking, broiling, blindingly bright, blistering sun,
Super scorching, sweltering, sizzling sand
The kabob that is my body skewered, searing
Deceptively blue skies devoid of any deliverance
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Categories:
kabob, death, life, sky, sun,
Form: Imagism
Volatile Hazardous Noxious Material
...Volatile Hazardous Noxious Material...
Spews out the maw
bare n paws size of a bear
yes, him Donald Trump
with maniacal glare
gussied up as inane
name calling offensive
analogous to an ove...
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Categories:
kabob, america, corruption, evil, fear,
Form: Political Verse
Maybe I Need a Sweet Change
...maybe i need a sweet change
driving down an avenue
looking at all new things
digging cherry flavored scenes
chicken kabob feeling
taco salad nature
wish for peppercorn ranch waterfall
i will e...
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Categories:
kabob, cute, day, dream,
Form: Free verse
Desperate Call For a Witch Doctor
...haint gonna mock ridiculous science
asper to be bled
dark practices to leech out mailer daemons,
not so laughable nor in cred
double, when oppressed diabolical dread
oompah loompa...
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Categories:
kabob, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Fill Up That Plate
...chili, pasta, steak,
fresh fruit salad, lemon cake,
gravy, gumbo, roast,
bacon, jelly, melba toast,
spicy pizza, stews,
juicy kiwis, taffy chews,
shish kabob, rolls, greens,
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Categories:
kabob, food,
Form: Rhyme
To My New Grands and Great Grands, Et Al
...To Winkin’
Blinkin’
and of course nod.
In terms of
symmetry
prose and
shish kabob.
The tricks and twirls
and polar light;
the flip and flare and star
of kiddy sleepless night
can rip a...
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Categories:
kabob, love,
Form: Free verse
Freelancer - Grook
...Love getting to the point in words for a merc. w...
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Categories:
kabob, humor, irony, jobs, parody,
Form: Grook
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