Skewers

Skewers Explaining the irony of the wonderful choice of your gift of Skewers For our wedding has escaped description for far too long. And they are quite long. The skewers, silver, balanced, stainless, and uncommonly sharp. The handles satisfy, even before they plunge into unsuspecting vegetables or seasoned, marinated limp deserving flesh. We love the skewers and employ them far too rarely. There are so many meats deserving to be Stuck! Of course, a divorce lawyer getting married, the second time, is another kabob of delicious irony, to the gift of Skewers. And forget not the spicy rub! A rub! Something applied with care, with conditions and expectations Skewers and a Rub! There is, of course, no correlation, I know. Though I skewer people for a living and rub many the wrong way, Skewers and a rub for a divorce lawyer, at his second wedding Is just too perfect a gift. Thank you; for the skewers and the rub. (c) copyright 2010 - JDZoller