Critterature: A Prickly Situation

Old joke: How do porkypines mate? Very carefully.


The porcupine's a modest
And mostly solitary beast,
Akin to capybara and to beaver,
Though in size he is the least.
He rarely gets invited
To a bar-b-que or feast,
But long as he's not on the menu,
He doesn't mind it in the least.

He'll never write his memoirs,
Although of stories there's no lack,
But penmanship's beyond him,
He just doesn't have the knack.
And though he ports around a vast array
Of sharpened quills upon his back,
There's not one that's fit for writing
In all the clicking, clacking pack.

When "she" sends forth her pheromones,
And "he" rises to the bait,
Safe sex is uppermost in mind
As he advances to the plate.
His approach must be well-timed, precise,
Lest she shish-kabob her mate.
If it's not done right the first time…
There won't be a second date.

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Date: 1/29/2024 11:28:00 PM
Such a sweet, fun read Jim. Very well written. ‘ of sharpened quills upon his back, there’s not one fit for writing’- love these lines. So clever! An enjoyable verse to read. Thank you for sharing. Blessings and smiles :):)
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Date: 1/30/2024 10:30:00 AM
Christina, thank you.
Date: 1/27/2024 4:30:00 PM
Jim: This is so much fun. Love the critterature concept. Brilliant. SuZ
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Date: 1/28/2024 10:24:00 AM
Thanks, SuZ...I'm glad you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy writing them.
Date: 1/27/2024 1:05:00 PM
hilarious and beautifully written, jim! your rhyme and rhythm are suberb!
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Date: 1/28/2024 10:25:00 AM
Thank you, Ilene...your comments are likewise.
Date: 1/27/2024 11:44:00 AM
You have a unique and wonderful sense of humour my friend...
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Date: 1/28/2024 10:25:00 AM
Thanks, S O...just channeling my "Ogden".
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