Funny Judgement Poems

Your words and actions
lashing out at everyone
fire~smoke everywhere


Do you love the heat
hell could be your great hot spot
new home made for you


3/27/2023...

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I find people as a whole are very judgmental,                ...

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Supposing my fingers could talk
while I'm on a cold winter walk
one hand, mitten-bound
the other, gloved sound-
I bet with each other they'd balk.

With gloves, fingers need...

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Early-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved

had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...

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I
That’s me
Can’t see you
Though
You're not there
Like me
You see
I’ve got time
Like mine and 
Me too
Your through 
With me 
I see

You that’s 
True
Like lines
That see
Me Not 
There...

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I
Better not blow away the ordinary
Often ordinary turns extraordinary
How, you may query
I'll answer, if u tarry

II
There is order in the ordinary 
In the hasty humdrum!...

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Simply an exercise in rhyme, inspired by the unique 1950s & 1960s be-bop tunes I grew up with - though it failed to help my...

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The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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it’s exasperating and makes my stomach churn
there’s a brand new prejudice at every turn
looking at others out of the corner of our eye
all this nitpicking...

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There once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash

He could almost buy
A bottle of rye

But he just shaved his moustache!...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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The invading alien came near.
A harbinger of ill will I thought, 
paralyzed with overwhelming fear
that it was our abduction he sought.

I called on all the...

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Dance in the Fire

The storms will hit soon. 
The cellar is full. 
The water jugs are lined up. 
How long...?
At least thirty days...
but in reality,...

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The Oldham bloke passed me as I walked down the road
Passing me on the footpath
He was small with a slight limp
Wearing blue jeans and a...

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A Statement

When I was young, 
my Aunt burned her braw. 
She fought for rights, 
for me, and my daughter(s), 
that I had no idea, 
I...

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