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Funny Judgement Poems

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Premium Member Literary Feud Among - Pt 1
Prelude to what…..

I see you,  /  you / yes, come into my…… 
laboratory of alchemist mystical languaging.
where arsenic spills into the whirlpool of...

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Categories: emotions, judgement, literature, poetry,



I Can't Believe I Thought That
I can't believe I thought that.
Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat.
I mean it just came out of nowhere
Waiting...

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Categories: judgement, crazy, feelings, funny, humor,

Loretta Devil ---- to the tune of Cruella Devil
Loretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...

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Categories: judgement, age, crazy, funny, health,

I can tell
Boy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can...

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Categories: judgement, cry, funny, hair, how

The Connivance
Persecuting good,
Sleeping with enemy,
God sees you funny....

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Categories: betrayal, evil, judgement, perspective,



Premium Member Unexpected Coming
Unexpected Coming

By Mark D. Stucky

“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)

Nobody...

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Categories: judgement, culture, funny, humor, jesus,

Premium Member Mittens Or Gloves
Supposing my fingers could talk
while I'm on a cold winter walk
one hand, mitten-bound
the other, gloved sound-
I bet with each other they'd balk.

With gloves, fingers need...

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Categories: funny, judgement,

Premium Member The Price We Pay
Early-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved

had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: judgement, bird, birth, funny, giggle,

Premium Member I
I
That’s me
Can’t see you
Though
You're not there
Like me
You see
I’ve got time
Like mine and 
Me too
Your through 
With me 
I see

You that’s 
True
Like lines
That see
Me Not 
There...

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Categories: judgement, betrayal, feelings, freedom, funny

Finding Order In Ordinary
I
Better not blow away the ordinary
Often ordinary turns extraordinary
How, you may query
I'll answer, if u tarry

II
There is order in the ordinary 
In the hasty humdrum!...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, fun, irony, judgement,

Trash Talking At It's Finest
The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Categories: judgement, anger, art, confidence, conflict,

Premium Member Rant of the Day
it’s exasperating and makes my stomach churn
there’s a brand new prejudice at every turn
looking at others out of the corner of our eye
all this nitpicking...

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Categories: anger, conflict, judgement, people,

Premium Member Alienation
The invading alien came near.
A harbinger of ill will I thought, 
paralyzed with overwhelming fear
that it was our abduction he sought.

I called on all the...

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Categories: judgement, funny, halloween, holiday, humor,

Oldham Bloke Based On Real Incident
The Oldham bloke passed me as I walked down the road
Passing me on the footpath
He was small with a slight limp
Wearing blue jeans and a...

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Categories: judgement, for him, funny, humor,

Good Judgement
“I’m your honor or judge” was the statement at the beginning of court session

I’m your reason you have a job!  said a voice in...

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Categories: judgement, funny,


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