Funny Judgement Poems
These Funny Judgement poems are examples of Judgement poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Judgement Funny poems written by international poets.
Hell Your New Home
Your words and actions
lashing out at everyone
fire~smoke everywhere
Do you love the heat
hell could be your great hot spot
new home made for you
3/27/2023...
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judgement, cry, evil, fire, hurt,
The Way We Look
I find people as a whole are very judgmental, ...
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feelings, jobs, judgement, life,
Mittens Or Gloves
Supposing my fingers could talk
while I'm on a cold winter walk
one hand, mitten-bound
the other, gloved sound-
I bet with each other they'd balk.
With gloves, fingers need...
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funny, judgement,
The Price We PayEarly-on we learn
of the heavy price paid
for paths wrongly chosen
over roads poorly paved
had I known then
all that I would go through,
I would have gotten an
Order...
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judgement, bird, birth, funny, giggle,
II
That’s me
Can’t see you
Though
You're not there
Like me
You see
I’ve got time
Like mine and
Me too
Your through
With me
I see
You that’s
True
Like lines
That see
Me Not
There...
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judgement, betrayal, feelings, freedom, funny
Finding Order in OrdinaryI
Better not blow away the ordinary
Often ordinary turns extraordinary
How, you may query
I'll answer, if u tarry
II
There is order in the ordinary
In the hasty humdrum!...
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confusion, fun, irony, judgement,
Thorda-Dum-Dum-Dum Simply an exercise in rhyme, inspired by the unique 1950s & 1960s be-bop tunes I grew up with - though it failed to help my...
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judgement, humor,
Trash Talking At It's FinestThe continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...
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judgement, anger, art, confidence, conflict,
RANT OF THE DAY
it’s exasperating and makes my stomach churn
there’s a brand new prejudice at every turn
looking at others out of the corner of our eye
all this nitpicking...
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anger, conflict, judgement, people,
The Teen Who Wanted a BashThere once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash
He could almost buy
A bottle of rye
But he just shaved his moustache!...
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judgement, age, desire, drink, funny,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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judgement, 12th grade, character, hope,
AlienationThe invading alien came near.
A harbinger of ill will I thought,
paralyzed with overwhelming fear
that it was our abduction he sought.
I called on all the...
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judgement, funny, halloween, holiday, humor,
Dance in the FireDance in the Fire
The storms will hit soon.
The cellar is full.
The water jugs are lined up.
How long...?
At least thirty days...
but in reality,...
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judgement, abuse, addiction, allah, angel,
Oldham Bloke based on real incidentThe Oldham bloke passed me as I walked down the road
Passing me on the footpath
He was small with a slight limp
Wearing blue jeans and a...
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judgement, for him, funny, humor,
A StatementA Statement
When I was young,
my Aunt burned her braw.
She fought for rights,
for me, and my daughter(s),
that I had no idea,
I...
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Categories:
america, angel, corruption, judgement,