Oldham Bloke Based On Real Incident

The Oldham bloke passed me as I walked down the road Passing me on the footpath He was small with a slight limp Wearing blue jeans and a black jacket He uttered a comment: You are a bastard I replied: What did you call me? He said: I wasn't talking to you, you idiot! I added: Be careful That's 2 insults from him Being rude to me without knowing me A fine example of a local male Who I immortalised in this poem and tell you Keep your eyes open for him Be ready for his words