Funny Jesus Poems
These Funny Jesus poems are examples of Jesus poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Jesus Funny poems written by international poets.
Holiday Fun Elf Limericks
Santa is ready for the big night,
Rudolph's red nose is really bright.
Santa's bag is toy filled,
that elf is unskilled.
The ground is covered in snow of...
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jesus, crazy, fish, fun, giggle,
Pumpkins
Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for...
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jesus, dance, food, funny, giggle,
Various Heresies 12Various Heresies 12
God Had a Plan
by Michael R. Burch
God had a plan
though it was hardly “divine.”
He created a terror:
Frankenstein.
He blamed death on man:
was that...
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jesus, anger, christian, fear, god,
MY HOPEFUL RESOLUTIONS“I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.” Psalms 91:2, King James Version...
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jesus, blessing, christian, faith, god,
WHO I AMI am the dandelion girl with painted friendly face
Who challenges young world in a relay race
I am running like red towards the sun
With jokes so...
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jesus, appreciation,
DADDY NICK AND PAPA RICK
There was in a Christmas play, Daddy Nick
Whose role was to wrap presents surely quick
Dressed in Sta. Claus' best...
But while showing his jest
Special kids had...
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jesus, appreciation, celebration, christian, christmas,
THANKSGIVING LESSON
Gratitude lesson reigns indeed
learned by my child with special need
teaching me to show
“thank you” with a glow
when I don’t smile at his good deed.
Thanksgiving* bliss...
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jesus, appreciation, blessing, christian, god,
Unexpected ComingUnexpected Coming
By Mark D. Stucky
“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)
Nobody...
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culture, funny, humor, jesus,
Do You Know Christ JesusNo one who lives in him keeps on sinning.
No one who continues to sin has either seen him or known him.
1John 3:6
Some people...
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jesus, encouraging, motivation,
Care Giving DelightCalled for blessed volunteer service flight
My soul responded with mixed feelings’ height
Yet prevailing was God’s compassion-might
Thus, I plunged into care giving delight.
Acknowledging ambivalent heart
I faced...
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jesus, appreciation, blessing, faith, god,
Revealed IdentityOur special children have learned so well
Actor Santa knows truth he must tell
"Gifts*are grants with love
By the Lord above"
Since from church roof, not North Pole,...
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jesus, appreciation, children, christian, christmas,
Far Away FriendFar Away Friend
Dear friend,
we have never met,
we only know each other...
from online.
A few words passed,
back and forth
in print.
Pictures...
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jesus, chocolate, christian, faith, family,
Smiling Entries and OfferingsI
I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget!
II
Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I...
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jesus, funny, funny love, hilarious,
Various Heresies 8Various Heresies 8
These are heretical poems with heresies about the bible, god, jesus christ and christianity.
Red State Religion Rejection Slip
by Michael R. Burch
I’d like to...
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jesus, christian, christmas, death, earth,
Home For NowHome for now!
The coffee is cold,
even though I used the
microwave.
Funny.
I was around
when the first one
was sold.
We were so amazed!
Magic in...
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jesus, angel, appreciation, cancer, god,