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Funny Jellyfish Poems

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Well That Hurt
On a cruise ship in the sea
breaking blue waves peacefully,
yet once we land and I descend
the coral moves and shifts and bends.
Out comes something small...

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Categories: jellyfish, blue, boat, cool, fun,



Premium Member Jellyfish and Me
Young kids enjoy playing in the yard,                  ...

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Categories: jellyfish, children, cry, friend, funny,

Premium Member The Jellyfish and Me
They threw me off a pirate ship
Into the path of a giant yellow jellyfish.

She had been crying for a bunch of
unsavory fools had thrown her...

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Categories: jellyfish, funny,

Premium Member Little Tiny Jellyfish
Little tiny Jellyfish,
you look like gobs of snot.
Then I went and stepped on you
and found out your not.

Little tiny Jellyfish,
your kiss really hurts a lot.
Next...

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Categories: jellyfish, funny, nature

Premium Member Peanut Butter and Jellyfish
Jellyfish, Jellyfish
What are you good for?  
Not good for the belly, you litter the beach, ...your tentacles reach
right through sand and surf, to sting...

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Categories: jellyfish, funny, nature,



Premium Member Jellyfish Sting Remedy
Now, you may wonder why I urinate on my toes
But I know the cure when thrust in pain’s throes
After bare footing on a beach of...

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