Jell Poems - Poems about Jell

...My auntie, who was on vacation Was lusting for fast fornication She met a well-hung guy But her foo-foo’s too dry She blurted, “It needs lubrication!” The fella, whose first name w......

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... There once lived a woman made of Jell-O. She jiggled and wiggled as she walked. Invisible to most she was as clear as a window pane. She often wore her heart on her sleeve and ended the day......

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...Badgers were planning a picnic extraordinaire! Red Jell-O mold towered high in the spring air. Shall I put a cherry on top? Asked persnickety Claire. Why not? Said another. Baby muskrats are here.......

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... They call me "Snotnose," King of the snot! I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make! Waves of snot my nose can produce, Most of it gooey and loose! My friends that I have, ......

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...Guess you and I can finally meet After sending me tweet after tweet I am in love with yellow Cover me in fun jell-o My ......

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...May 25 Relationship to God Bible Meditations Based on Psalms 25-30 Key Verses – Psalm 25:1 -2 Unto thee, O LORD, do I lift up my soul. O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let n......

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...Welcome to my barber shop, Owned by the late Puddin' Pop. That's my dad's picture in the frame: Let me tell you how he earned his nickname. Back in the summer of 1984, My mom bought my sister an......

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...My home sweet home be, by a salt water taffy sea Where I dream dreamy dreams of whipped creams, From a pillow of marshmallow on a bed of Jell-O Under a bedspread of gingerbread, iced in red, My d......

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...Sitting here in the woods, this is what I see Lush green trees, and thick brown trunks, all surrounding me I see the flowers, pink and white, colors so pastel The petals shining in the sun, with l......

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...At An Age Busy Brain Boost Crazy Cool Call Destiny Delight Dearly Encouraging Exceptional Energy Fighting For Fulfilment Gaining Ground Gradually Hunting Hearts' Heritage Intently int......

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...luckily for our ambiguous plot structure and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails and fortune directed that the box be opened gingerly grip......

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...Judy Leigh was addicted with a food fixation. Gorging on fruit, veggies, and any crustacean. She wanted to stop and yelled, "Damnation! My overeating is causing me such frustration!" While grud......

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...An alchemist corgi in Pocatello is a nice, but irrational fellow He walked to Coeur d’Alene to find fortune and fame by making gold from a bowl of lime Jell-O......

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...Jiggling as easy as green Jell-O, Wiggling in front of a hardy fellow, I am wearing my fancy pants all yellow. Dancing my way toward calm and mellow. Transported to another better place I shoo......

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...I cannot recall my very first place as a baby I did not know my home; a new baby's room dressed with pretty lace dad's dog was under ......

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