Jackass Poems - Poems about Jackass

Bike to ramp and from ramp to tree In just a second you can feel the hit Hanging midair is a time of glee Adrenaline rush with teeth a’grit Grasping his precious jewels The tens unit clung Crank that cruel switch to eleven so His unborn kids will know he was stung A blindfolded face, cigarette tastes, Tighty-whities, and a Big Mac burger, A...

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Please consider the tone of your voice, I say For I am not in the mood for ill-considered sarcasm, For it’s been a while since I heard a jackass bray. Words can slice through the heart, emotions flay Send one’s warm feelings into a deep, dark chasm, Please consider the tone of your voice, I say. I suppose I might be...

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GONE with the JACKASS SOMETHING JACKASS this WAY COMES Of MICE AND JACKASSES The GRAPES of JACKASS MOBY JACKASS JACKASS in the RYE I KNOW WHY the JACKASS SINGS The GREAT JACKASS JACKASS of the FLYS MEIN JACKASS BRAVE NEW JACKASS PORTRAIT of the ARTIST as a YOUNG JACKASS JACKASS COPPERFIELD The CONCRETE JACKASS WUTHERING JACKASS BLACK like JACKASS As JACKASS LAY DYING The AUDACITY of JACKASS JACKASS-22 I, JACKASS The ADVENTURES of...

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The Jackass Caught in a Hailstorm By Elton Camp When people begin to revile Should we take it and smile? Or should we angrily lash out “How dare you say that!” shout Thus to add fuel to the fire And increase others’ ire? The ancient advice, proven sage You should not give way to rage For the thing that we should Is not speak evil, but...

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He’s cool, jack of all trades master of none, as he manipulates women for fun. He’s cold, ice in his veins and slick lil' snake, he'll kill ta' steal the deal real as he's fake He’s cruel, crowned heart breaker full trophy case, but most ladies know him as "Lowly Jack-Ace" This is RHYME METER~...

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What do you really think of me? Face sometimes red and drained you see There's no place I want to hide Either that or suicide! Trap me, trap me, if you can I am now a Christian man!...

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A Jackass Caught in a Hailstorm By Elton Camp Most who offend me, I can hold back So, from them I don’t take much slack It’s usually enough if I just coldly say, “How do you dare talk to me this way.” My position often carried some power So that those around me in fear cower I had influence on who was to...

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My words wont ever hold a candle to Poe or Byron. Rhymes about whiskey and loose woman. No that pulitzer there really is no need in admiring. For Im the guy that get's wasted and jumps over fire. Gives everyone a good laugh. But im far from what women desire. Im a jackass of poetry. Hi kids it's your old...

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Hyena is a scavenger. He eats what others leave: So while he’s watching Lion hunt, He’s laughing up his sleeve …...

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