Jackass Poems - Poems about Jackass

...Bike to ramp and from ramp to tree In just a second you can feel the hit Hanging midair is a time of glee Adrenaline rush with teeth a’grit Grasping his precious jewels The tens unit clung C......Read the rest...

...You have sent for me to calm the impeccable sea, you have sent for me to set your spirit free, they have been up all night beating drums and doing some strange ritual under the golden sun, they walk......Read the rest...

...The rain came pouring down sending water throughout the troubled town, the negative energy is still lingering around and the sorcerer are running up and down the street disrupting the people’s heartb......Read the rest...

...I like a good French joke, when you listen to it, it makes you want to jump and shout, I like a good French joke; I am full up to my mouth. I like the French accent and the romantic gesture it has at......Read the rest...

..."administrative donkey" Jack's ass was surely a jackass but he was a he so please stop calling him Shirley......Read the rest...

...There was a man from Donbas There was a man from Donbas, who sat on a headless ass. "Hey! You're going the wrong way!" he did say, "and your breath smells of foul grass." So, mo......Read the rest...

...The puppet pranced The strings frayed A jackass brayed As poppin’ hoppys Sat and rose In ballet dance Of well browned nose Applause and “clapture” of Stockholm rapture A mocking strut Of fa......Read the rest...

...I gave a lecture to an ethics class Nearing the middle they walked out en masse Of course, I felt like the dumbest jackass. The students, they had not meant to harass, Although t......Read the rest...

...I saw the great con that was Y2K I saw all the scaremongering go away I saw in my arms a child I love so I saw that I did not want to let him go I saw that I was truly blessed I saw it b......Read the rest...

...6/27/22 They move in packs A bunch of gnats and rats Too much crap and cap All across the map It's happened to Jill and to Jack Endlessly people yap and chat Obsessed with apps and fraps Th......Read the rest...

...None rankle me like a parent so blind, he or she that see what they choose to see. O readers, I beg of that rudest kind must they breed so damn prolifically? A time to be seen, a time to ......Read the rest...

... I Hearken back to the old rule nazis how Deputy Fuhrer Hart led assembly - with his bell, megaphone and monobrow it was more like a Hitler Youth Rally! And C......Read the rest...

...Please consider the tone of your voice, I say For I am not in the mood for ill-considered sarcasm, For it’s been a while since I heard a jackass bray. Words can slice through the hea......Read the rest...

...You're nothing You're a disgrace You've been dishonored You've been unmasked For the villain That you are. You know not What true love is You know not The meaning of family. All you......Read the rest...

...Oh say can you see the land of the freebie and the home of the ungrateful bleating where borders are blown wide open by vote vamps to the glee of coyotes -desperados -the depraved.. Stars and s......Read the rest...