Itchy Poems - Poems about Itchy

There once was a snitch ditched in itchy pride, sick of being tied, to grumpy cats side~ she lured his furry tail, trapped him in a caged tale, she sat, blowing kisses that were denied… ...

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Itchy Fingers? I don’t mind dying in a nuclear war. As long as it’s quick, not a lingering bore. It’ll give the elite a chance to see the cloud. Kill off the plebs in a crimson shroud. I know their fingers are itching. To press the oblivion button. See what happens, from Moscow to Sutton. and all the places in between, They’ll watch it...

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Itchy bite, oh itchy bite Swollen up and hot and red I didn’t hear the awful whine That fills me up with dread Itchy bite, I’m twitchy bite How I wish you’d go away I’m wide awake at two am Scratching under my duvet Itchy bite, you b*tchy bite Now you’ve made me cuss I’ll find you mozzie, at dawn light And make you bite the...

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I have a bee in my bonnet A fly up my nose A flea in my ear And tinnitus toes I've just read the news, In the paper today It gave me the blues, So I threw it away I cannot comprehend The news that I saw When will we see the end Of these treacherous wars The people in Ukraine They are bearing up well. The degradation and...

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Itchy Ring The isle- you walked yourself Majestically, yes you did! Smiled broadly Veil-you removed And declared¬---- “She is all mine!” Today, “Pastor, it can’t work, She is a wolf; devouring me, set me free!” “Son- I saw it coming; But I feared telling you the truth Lest you, I lose.”...

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Itchy bitsy ouch; Bug bite Bee stings hornet nest; Itchy scratchy pest; ~ So I fear those bees; and mosquitoes and hornets; With a scary mouths, and rife stingers ticks and flies; they do buzz, sting and bite I’m frightened; 9/3/21/ 2021© A Buggy Tanka Contest Poetry Contest Tanka poetry form only. Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser...

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a wasp jabs its sting deep into my derriere a butt load of itch... too embarrassing to scratch much too itchy to ignore buzzing mosquitos partial to my fast-food face fly in for a bite... landing ever so lightly risking the chance of a slap blackfly bites become so incredibly itchy my nails get worn down... scratching bumps until they bleed it is driving me crazy...

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A flock of large birds or a fleet of small small planes is speeding towards me. NO! It's worse--mosquitoes! I failed to use repellent! I grab my swatter. They slap it away, laughing-- my baseball bat too. I’ll need a tub of itch cream, maybe a transfusion. The females descend to feast on me; the males watch,* rendering support with cheering and clapping. Next time I’ll use spray with...

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Scratch payback for the clap on the back of the purring cat as he pulls the hand back...

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So inviting of the scratchings on the wall Hang gliding fingernails scraping you can hear the noise Screeching and crunching Cringing face smudging ears popping Consciousness wondering when will it be stopping Porous walls Scratching itching claws...

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I have an itch that’s on my back It’s sitting on a little patch It’s in a place that’s hard to reach So I can’t scratch this part of me I have an itch I can’t ignore This itch I have I want no more I need someone to help me out Give me a scratch or I will shout You're almost there,...

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Some Itchy Skin It Had Been We had heard that his confusion, Was contributed to his delusion, And itchy skin, Again and again; Could be contributed to contusion. Jim Horn...

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Sure you've all had an itchy back You ask a stranger to scratch it, you act like a maniac No... lower down you scream Yeah, that's where I mean You start purring and meowing like a pussycat...

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Wow, it's a heat seeking missile Always first to blow the whistle Amazingly speedy on the draw Faster than Quick Draw McGraw No poem has the chance to linger Not with that itchy trigger finger Hurry, hurry, no time to wait Gotta get out of the starting gate But the first to cross the finish line is always the winner, Einstein....

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t started with a single itch On the end of my nose and made it twitch Then on one ear and in my hair I started to itch everywhere Ooh I scratched and scratched Until I bled fleas were getting well fed Ooh those varmints were getting everywhere i started to do a dance a Rumba And everyone stopped and stared The pain was...

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