Hygienist Poems - Poems about Hygienist

Crocodile Symbiosis

...
The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight
as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth
pearly white and shiny bright
"Open wide," are words heard from the bird
his dental hygienist who picks...

On the Midway

... Dedicated to a Dental Hygienist who cleaned my teeth while I was working at the Fair. She requested I write a poem for her and that she was related to the Hatfields and McCoys.

The most gigan...

Loose Words

...Words get lodged in teeth.
A dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.

Like bats words hang
from the roof of my mouth,
their subsonic squeaks
jiggle its epiglottis
like a witch doctor’s...

Unvaccinated

...I haven’t seen the dentist 
Since pre-Covid days, although
I’m finally feeling ready and
I called to tell him so.

I questioned the receptionist 
If he’d received his shot.
Her answer, most ev...

Loose Words

...Words lodge in my teeth.
My dental hygienist
has actually extracted a few.


They hang like bats
from the roof of my mouth.
Their sub-sonic squeaks
jiggle my epiglottis
like a witch doctors ...

My Ocd Cat

...He is quite the constant hygienist
a licking perfectionist
shows agility with flair
back leg up in the air
my cat the self cleaning contortionist...

A Visit To the Hygienist

...The hygienist cleaned my teeth
And gave a little lecture.
"Your flossing isn't good enough;"
It wasn't just conjecture.

I'm sure that it was obvious
My efforts were exquisite
In just the week...

Dentist Pulled Teeth

...The dentist
Left his dentures
His hygienist pulled his teeth


1-20-18
by James Edward Lee Sr....

More Dental Blues

...I have the dentist blues
I have them bad
Have to go to the dentist
For my twice yearly torture session

In order to save my remaining teeth
I must endure the never ending pain

I have the den...

The Dental Visit

...In the middle of the room stood the white metal chair
   Designed to deliver the best dental care,
But she stood there immobile, unable to move 
   Toward the object of torture that was likely to ...

The Hygienist

...The hygienist clucks her tongue
To get her point across.
My teeth will start to rot away
If I don't start to floss.

She pokes and prods; she sands and scrapes
And all the while she lectures.
...

Dentist Office

...dentist office
the hygienist removes
my Bluetooth...

In the Dentists Chair

...I come in for my check up. 
"Sit down and open wide." 
Now the time for truth. 
There is no place to hide. 

He peers into my mouth, 
small mirror in his hand. 
Poking here and there, 
the bi...

A Dream Trip To the Dentist

...A Dream Trip to the Dentist

By Elton Camp

In the reception room you need not stay.
It would be so wrong to cause you delay.
We take patients only one in an hour
So to keep on time is within ...

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