A Visit To the Hygienist

The hygienist cleaned my teeth
And gave a little lecture.
"Your flossing isn't good enough;"
It wasn't just conjecture.

I'm sure that it was obvious
My efforts were exquisite
In just the week or two before
My 6-month dental visit.

I brush each morning and each night
But more than that's annoying.
Unless a poppy seed is stuck,
No floss I'll be employing.

So twice a year I suck it up 
And listen to her chiding.
At least a saddle for her very
High horse I'm providing.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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March 23, 2018 at 9:09 PM
Bravo!!!! Sounds like my last visit to the dentist. Really nice Ilene
Curtis Avatar
March 23, 2018 at 6:14 PM
I like the flow and your ability to find poetic expression in everyday situations Bravo!
Cunningham Avatar
March 23, 2018 at 1:05 PM
Lovely verse ilene, I always have the lecture, shouldn't eat this and that. Why does all the nice food ruin teeth.
Allison Avatar
March 23, 2018 at 12:26 PM
Oh so true Ilene I don't floss either just get them to remove the scale lol I went to the dentist on Monday got 6 months now to make improvements or not lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Lou Avatar
March 23, 2018 at 11:27 AM
Great poem!!! Hysterical, and soooo true!
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