Funny Husband Poems

How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third 
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...

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This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...

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onyun soups the bind that ties

spousey wins pulitzer prize

recipe steeped

in onyuns weeped

so tasty it closed my eyes.
...

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in this mug is chicken noodle

spousey says a whole caboodle

every single day

it chases flu away

lets me get back to my doodle.
...

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     If bathtubs grew onions
       then feet might have bunions
     that...

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Your love is like a river peaceful and deep, 
like a secret I just can’t keep, like the shearing of a sheep,
like taking a leap,...

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When I was a young girl I wanted to find true love, and I thought I knew 
what love was.

But soon I would figure out...

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Back during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
NORWICH
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...

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there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
	he said please shut up
	he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!

(caveat: no endorsement...

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I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...

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The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...

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Cards

I would write, 
and draw... 
and make a card
every day, 
if I thought it would 
lesson the distance between us
by only an inch. 
I would...

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Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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The world is too funny to be angry
What mr A deals with 
Is same with what Mr B 
Is dealing with 
It might be in...

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