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Funny Husband Poems

These Funny Husband poems are examples of Husband poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Husband Funny poems written by international poets.

How to attach a shower curtain
How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third 
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos

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Categories: husband, abuse, angel, appreciation, business,

Premium Member Wife Precious
This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...

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© MB Farookh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: character, happiness, husband, meaningful,

Premium Member Onyun Soup
onyun soups the bind that ties

spousey wins pulitzer prize

recipe steeped

in onyuns weeped

so tasty it closed my eyes.

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Categories: husband, autumn, food, funny, funny

Premium Member Chicken Noodle
in this mug is chicken noodle

spousey says a whole caboodle

every single day

it chases flu away

lets me get back to my doodle.

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Categories: husband, autumn, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Love is a Funny-Smelling Thing
     If bathtubs grew onions
       then feet might have bunions

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Categories: body, hurt, husband, sleep,

Your Love Is Like
Your love is like a river peaceful and deep, 
like a secret I just can’t keep, like the shearing of a sheep,
like taking a leap,...

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Categories: crazy, husband,

Premium Member The Sirens of Love
When I was a young girl I wanted to find true love, and I thought I knew 
what love was.

But soon I would figure out...

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Categories: husband, appreciation, destiny, fate, happiness,

Premium Member Norwich
Back during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...

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Categories: funny, husband, word play,

Premium Member Kill the Shrill
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
	he said please shut up
	he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!

(caveat: no endorsement...

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Categories: funny, humorous, hurt, husband,

Premium Member I Have a Woman
I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...

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Categories: husband, confusion, crazy, funny love,

Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: husband, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...

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Categories: husband, adventure, august, fate, funny

Premium Member Cards

I would write, 
and draw... 
and make a card
every day, 
if I thought it would 
lesson the distance between us
by only an inch. 
I would...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: husband, angel, forgiveness, freedom, friend,

Premium Member Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: husband, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,

The World Is Too Funny To Be Angry
The world is too funny to be angry
What mr A deals with 
Is same with what Mr B 
Is dealing with 
It might be in...

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Categories: africa, confidence, dedication, husband,

Book: Shattered Sighs