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Funny Husband Poems

These Funny Husband poems are examples of Husband poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Husband Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Kill the Shrill
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
	he said please shut up
	he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!

(caveat: no endorsement...

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Categories: funny, humorous, hurt, husband,



I have a woman
I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...

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Categories: husband, confusion, crazy, funny love,

Premium Member A DECEMBER MEMENTO
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: husband, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...

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Categories: husband, adventure, august, fate, funny

Premium Member Cards
Cards

I would write, 
and draw... 
and make a card
every day, 
if I thought it would 
lesson the distance between us
by only an inch. 
I would...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: husband, angel, forgiveness, freedom, friend,



Premium Member Happy
Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: husband, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,

The world is too funny to be angry
The world is too funny to be angry
What mr A deals with 
Is same with what Mr B 
Is dealing with 
It might be in...

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Categories: africa, confidence, dedication, husband,

Premium Member Laughter
Laughter

Contagious, spontaneous...
joy.  
...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: husband, best friend, blessing, celebration,

GRAVELY MISTAKEN

There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread

A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine

Love...

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Categories: husband, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,

Premium Member She Named Her Husband Ruth
She named her husband Ruth. He thought it was funny at first.
Her second husband was nicknamed Thomasina.
He left before the marriage was consummated.
You have to...

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Categories: husband, divorce,

Premium Member Quiver
I was shaken from my bed,                   ...

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Categories: dream, house, husband, scary,

Premium Member A Birthday Wish for Joe

He doesn’t like to socialize, nor does
he laugh at funny shows the way I do.
He suffers chronic pain and frets because
he’s worked so long and...

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Categories: husband,

Premium Member What A Huge Surprise
It was coming up on your thirtieth birthday,                 ...

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Categories: food, fun, humor, husband,

Premium Member Why I loved C D Poem Illuminations of Wonder and Warmth
Illuminations of Wonder and Warmth 
from the sky’s black velvet cloak  
points of light emanate         ...

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Categories: death, friend, heaven, husband,

Premium Member Conversation with my Husband
You must remember Rocko’s wife I say to my husband.
Not really, my husband replies, maybe I never met her.
She had a hawk-like nose, I say....

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Categories: husband, marriage,