Funny Husband Poems
These Funny Husband poems are examples of Husband poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Husband Funny poems written by international poets.
Fall Years Are Beautiful
My beautimous man is my favorite visual treat.
Times staring at him are times I often repeat.
His blond tendrils hang down, outside his do-rag,
and are curls...
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husband, beauty, body, desire, for
A Ridiculous Comparison- My Husband and PumpkinMy husband is like a ripening pumpkin
Loves to lie down inert on the ground, most of the time.
Lack of exercises has made his belly bloat,
Like...
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husband, 8th grade, analogy, fun,
He's Still My Man(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice)
Verse one:
Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind
with a BudLight...
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husband, family, fun, funny love,
I think my boyfriend's Gay
The way he gazes at the moon,
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune.
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...
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husband, boyfriend, fantasy, funny love,
BLACK AUDI PARKED REMIND ME OF ALICIA HILTON MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND STRIPPERTHE LAST TIME I SAW A BLACK AUDI IT CUT US OFF PARKED THE SMELL OF DEATH WAS BREWING FUNNY HOW MANY TIMES I SCREAMED...
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husband, allah,
LonelinessLONELINESS
The times I shared with you
The laughter we also had
You helped me through with good days
And supported me with the bad.
The winter is setting in...
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husband, death of a friend,
Awe Family
My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!
My teen daughter...
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husband, animal, cute love, family,
I DoIn a marriage, what is “for life?” or, until death do you part?
Or is it until one cheats, gets sick, loses their job, go to...
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change, divorce, husband, love,
So not funnyNo so funny, man,
Feeding me spam,
Morbidly yours, all right,
More verbs, how blight,
Don't waste your words,
You're beyond absurd,
Negative chaff and chatter,
Really does not matter,
Get over yourself,...
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angst, divorce, fate, husband,
Wished He Had Tried Harder with Wife Number OneJohn did not try hard with his first wife
she was married, he was not
second wife cheated on him
served him right, he deserved that.
third wife was...
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husband,
Dusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinageDusk hoover ring dawn ting task of badinage...
This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole
insync...
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husband, 12th grade, addiction, adventure,
I'm Right HereI'm right here
But yet you don't see me near
I'm not sure what to do
And it makes me blue
I've tried to work on us so much
And...
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feelings, husband, sad,
How to attach a shower curtainHow to attach a shower curtain...
I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...
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husband, abuse, angel, appreciation, business,
Wife PreciousThis is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...
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character, happiness, husband, meaningful,
onyun souped
onyun soup a bind that ties
spousey wins pulitzer prize
recipe steeped
in onyuns weeped
so tasty it closes eyes.
...
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husband, autumn, food, funny, funny