Funny Husband Poems
These Funny Husband poems are examples of Husband poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Husband Funny poems written by international poets.
Kill the Shrill
there was a young man from Seville
whose wife's voice was chillingly shrill
he said please shut up
he’d more than enough
sending him looking for advil!
(caveat: no endorsement...
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funny, humorous, hurt, husband,
I have a woman
I have a woman.
I’m proud to call her my wife.
Some give theirs’ nicknames, ‘her indoors’ and ‘the trouble and strife’
Now, I have my flaws and...
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husband, confusion, crazy, funny love,
A DECEMBER MEMENTOThe pink polka-dot nightgown, ...
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husband, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted outInapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic...
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husband, adventure, august, fate, funny
CardsCards
I would write,
and draw...
and make a card
every day,
if I thought it would
lesson the distance between us
by only an inch.
I would...
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husband, angel, forgiveness, freedom, friend,
HappyHappy
You make me laugh,
all the time.
You make me smile
when I don't want to.
You make me say things,
that I never thought I...
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husband, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,
The world is too funny to be angryThe world is too funny to be angry
What mr A deals with
Is same with what Mr B
Is dealing with
It might be in...
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africa, confidence, dedication, husband,
LaughterLaughter
Contagious, spontaneous...
joy.
...
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husband, best friend, blessing, celebration,
GRAVELY MISTAKEN
There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread
A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine
Love...
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husband, angst, bereavement, conflict, death,
She Named Her Husband RuthShe named her husband Ruth. He thought it was funny at first.
Her second husband was nicknamed Thomasina.
He left before the marriage was consummated.
You have to...
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husband, divorce,
Quiver
I was shaken from my bed, ...
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dream, house, husband, scary,
A Birthday Wish for Joe
He doesn’t like to socialize, nor does
he laugh at funny shows the way I do.
He suffers chronic pain and frets because
he’s worked so long and...
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husband,
What A Huge Surprise
It was coming up on your thirtieth birthday, ...
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food, fun, humor, husband,
Why I loved C D Poem Illuminations of Wonder and WarmthIlluminations of Wonder and Warmth
from the sky’s black velvet cloak
points of light emanate ...
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death, friend, heaven, husband,
Conversation with my HusbandYou must remember Rocko’s wife I say to my husband.
Not really, my husband replies, maybe I never met her.
She had a hawk-like nose, I say....
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husband, marriage,