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A Holiday Tribute to My Grandson

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My Grandson's Toys;Christmas Memories

Dear Edward:
You grew from Little League to be Varsity 
star!
Sadly, we rarely see much of one another
anymore.

So Grandma, finds happ...

Pies in the sky

...I could eat a pie in the sky
Said the Bear unto the snake
A giant cherry fancy pie
With lashings of cream shake 

A Pie the size of giant whales
A humungous macaroon
A slice of chocolate brown...

My jubilant latent, nascent poetic tribute to black history month

...My jubilant latent, nascent poetic tribute to black history month

Which acknowledgement ought to be year round,
similar to altruistic, humanistic, and philanthropic
unconditional acceptance and ...

Grant This Civil Yankee To Doodle Till Lee Gets Blue In the Face

...Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face 

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what would have been ninety sixth birth 
of...

My Nascent Poetic Tribute To Black History Month

...My nascent poetic tribute to black history month

more apropos and alternately titled: 
praise to thee people 
of variegated melanin color,
whose immense understated improvements
and enhancemen...

A Chasm In Soup Creek

...All heads are bowed in Soup Creek today
The town’s elder statesman has passed on his way
A gentleman true whose tongue wasn’t forked
To whom people listened whenever he talked 

But when others ...

Find a Smart Partner

...We were told to find a smart partner.
I invited the platinum blonde to be mine.
She told me that she was not that wise.
I said I thought she was; lying in my eyes.

She ignored this and searched...

Living In a Happy Jack O Lantern

...She was living in a happy Jack-o-Lantern because it was fun.
The ghosts in the night had left on a humungous five K run.
The howling of the wind was dying down, sliding under the sun.
Hello! I tol...

Nascent Poetic Tribute To Black History Month

...Nascent poetic tribute to black history month...
crafted before onset when people of color  
got acknowledged for twenty eight or nine days
depending if leap year occurred. 

Though I yam Caucas...

Wings of Hell

...[This is based on a true story from some years ago…
Some elaboration involved… oh… and nothing got
Splatted.]

                                   *

I sat there busy typing, some poetry and tha...

Nine Lives Removed From Feline Groovy and Royal

...(alternately titled: lion eyes hide sharp claws
unless made irate, then yours truly 
bares his sharp talons 
on all of mine faux pas).

Aye attest tubby reincarnated
from one male Russian Blue
...

Hoindexter Hog

...Piggy with a happy engaging heart
Moved mud with his giant humungous fart
Ladies thought it cute
Enjoyed the big brute
Hoindexter Hog had such a vulgar art.

Farmer Pete took Hoindexter to the ...

Haitian Earthquakes Bailiwick

...January twelfth two thousand and ten
October seventh two thousand  eighteen
and again August fourteenth,
two thousand and twenty one 
witnessed near annihilation and destruction 
of the Haitian ...

Haitian Earthquakes

...January twelfth two thousand and ten
October seventh two thousand  eighteen
and again August fourteenth,
two thousand and twenty one 
witnessed near annihilation and destruction 
of the Haitian ...

Coming Home

...COMING HOME


God, let me come home to you.
I did my best on earth, I promise
you!


I want to live with my Lord and
Master.
This earth with witless humans,
pretending to know how to run
...

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