Short Humungous Poems

Fonde..licicious camenbert
humungous hummous
a cheap & cheerful chinese
better than baked beans
chocolate..fix pud
Two for one
Buy !...

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Piggy with a happy engaging heart
Moved mud with his giant humungous fart
Ladies thought it cute
Enjoyed the big brute
Hoindexter Hog had such a vulgar art.

Farmer Pete took Hoindexter to the mart.
Overheard one say “It’s a pig. They’re smart.”
Got a big kick
Out of that hick
Hoindexter smeared him with his feces art....

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Diminished from 6 iambic feet to 1. A new form, I am sure it is, I have checked and found nothing. If you do know different, please do let me know, thank you!

My love for wildlife, all of natures creations
Mighty fauna, to the diminutive,
viruses to humungous trees.
Found nigh every day,
discoveries,
new life....

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I could eat a pie in the sky
Said the Bear unto the snake
A giant cherry fancy pie
With lashings of cream shake 

A Pie the size of giant whales
A humungous macaroon
A slice of chocolate brownie
The size of the new moon 

The snake just warned the bear
To not gorge on such food
But the bear knew hibernation was near
And to be full would do him good
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Slips into his best tie-dyed t-shirt
Grabs his sandals sans socks 
  ~ 'for dessert'

Paisley tie's humungous knot
Pulled down to his waist
Shoulder-length hair everywhere
  ~ brushed out in such haste 

Decisions, decisions: Which pants to wear? 
Spray on iridescent sharkskin   
  ~ or the nude look, so bare? 

Be the concert Hendrix, Cream or Doors
Whatever the case  
  ~ He's a fashion eyesore...

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