Hoindexter Hog
Piggy with a happy engaging heart
Moved mud with his giant humungous fart
Ladies thought it cute
Enjoyed the big brute
Hoindexter Hog had such a vulgar art.
Farmer Pete took Hoindexter to the mart.
Overheard one say “It’s a pig. They’re smart.”
Got a big kick
Out of that hick
Hoindexter smeared him with his feces art.
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