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Hoindexter Hog

Piggy with a happy engaging heart Moved mud with his giant humungous fart Ladies thought it cute Enjoyed the big brute Hoindexter Hog had such a vulgar art. Farmer Pete took Hoindexter to the mart. Overheard one say “It’s a pig. They’re smart.” Got a big kick Out of that hick Hoindexter smeared him with his feces art.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 9/8/2021 7:49:00 PM
Take this one to the Guggenheim. Modern (F)art at its best! lol. N.Y. here we come...
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/9/2021 8:47:00 AM
I think this one should stay in the much in Iowa where it lives.
Date: 9/7/2021 7:46:00 PM
Oh my...something tells me Hoindexter came to a bad end...no pun intended!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/8/2021 7:47:00 PM
He was soon bake'n. Ha!

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