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Humping Poems - Poems about Humping

Humping Poems - Examples of all types of poems about humping to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for humping.
Premium Member Pollinate
...bee dance on flower pollinate super power hot dog humping leg......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, animal, appreciation, art, dog,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member pets are at our mercy
...pets are at our mercy whether they become parents it is not their decision we had our male dog fixed today we have had a lot of dogs fixed maybe it is because of my age but I felt guilty about ......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry



We paid
...Never will i depend on no female, because we paid. Trust, money up top, ask around we rock, because we paid. No time to wait and sit, bless my day so we paid. Baby momma tripping, if I'm not on it .......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, 12th grade, africa, america,
Form: Lyric

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Summer Heatwave
...Agonizing shrieks, -lips curl, wink* before I was weak, -savage entity spellbound dreams, -madness deity grotesque fusing. -ruler of the fray Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Apoc......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, dark, death, deep, extended
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Good Day to Die
...(A little slice of paradise, 2021) A Good Day to Die Every time I go climbing I think, “This could be the day I die.” I also think this when driving in really bad conditions or when fl......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, appreciation, death, perspective,
Form: Narrative



Some Temples
...In the far Far East, a few strange Hindu temples are intricately carved, & are most pornographically exuberant, everywhere there are wrathful-playful-sexual- vengeful-gesturing-carousing-beckon ......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Perennial Orgy
...I prefer to gaze at my Eden through this veil of screens. There, the miracle of sun and bloom explodes with delight over my stoned edges. But...ponder me first before venturing once more unto ......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, anger, garden, lust, sexy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Planning and Saving the Planet
...planning The other day Anna created a Pinterest board of wedding ideas (Cheesy, she knows). “It’s time to hop on the bandwagon,” she said. She insists every other girl she’s aware of - ex......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, school, student, teen,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Humping It Out of Camelot
... Somewhere in the Andes, llama mama drama plays out when he discovers he’s not the baby daddy, “I guess alpaca now!” ......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Fight Another Day Flightless Ostrich Egg Bird
...Why are your wing's so ruffled black It begs the question what on earth is the air up there contaminated with Is that maybe the reason why it's 2 shades of gray on a English summer's day in......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, romantic,
Form: Free verse
Insta Glamming
...Hordes of numbskulls ride the ether waving on its waves. Hi kites twirling upon a digital wind. Each empty head has but one thought, a desire to be seen. Hordes watch, flock to the hand-held s......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Eaten By Ants - Part 2
...luckily for our ambiguous plot structure and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails and fortune directed that the box be opened gingerly grip......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Bobby Bandwidth In Dogs Humping Act 2
...both sides use conscience for a hook it's a con artist's suitcase fill your cup in the Ocean of Tears there's enough of everything in there toasters glowing blenders humming dogs humping on lawn......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Painful ******** 911 Call
...litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma love shouldn't be a pile of rags I was playing pinkie dinkie with next door Suzie Woozy her father was CIA a spy catcher with a big spy catcher mitt t......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Intermission Fool - Cafeteria Monitor
...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...
Categories: humping, 10th grade, allegory, food,
Form: Burlesque

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