Humping Poems - Poems about Humping

...I prefer to gaze at my Eden through this veil of screens. There, the miracle of sun and bloom explodes with delight over my stoned edges. But...ponder me first before venturing once more unto ......Read More

...planning The other day Anna created a Pinterest board of wedding ideas (Cheesy, she knows). “It’s time to hop on the bandwagon,” she said. She insists every other girl she’s aware of - ex......Read More

... Somewhere in the Andes, llama mama drama plays out when he discovers he’s not the baby daddy, “I guess alpaca now!” ......Read More

...Why are your wing's so ruffled black It begs the question what on earth is the air up there contaminated with Is that maybe the reason why it's 2 shades of gray on a English summer's day in......Read More

... Hordes of numbskulls ride the ether waving on its waves. Hi kites twirling upon a digital wind. Each empty head has but one thought, a desire to be seen. Hordes watch, flock to the hand-held......Read More

... luckily for our ambiguous plot structure and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails and fortune directed that the box be opened gingerl......Read More

... both sides use conscience for a hook it's a con artist's suitcase fill your cup in the Ocean of Tears there's enough of everything in there toasters glowing blenders humming dogs humping on ......Read More

... litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma love shouldn't be a pile of rags I was playing pinkie dinkie with next door Suzie Woozy her father was CIA a spy catcher with a big spy catcher mit......Read More

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read More

...It'll rain a lot more than usual today. And then it will be morning. It applies to everything in our world. The stars will age with time. Reality's fabric will be torn apart. Hump......Read More

...I got home so late, It was time to get up. Poured coffee in the toaster, Stuffed bread into a cup and I said, “Here we go again.” Tied my work boots on With appropriate haste. Stood up a b......Read More

...Babies bring joy and pangs to your heart; They're humble and small and quite so awesome; They smile and they cry and they need us from the start; Babies are wonderfully tart; So sw......Read More

...One evening Bob nervously said I kinda like three in a bed She said I’ve got friends And each of them tends To share the desires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles an......Read More

...I saw, indeed, aside a Sisyphus – stone A lonely old little daisy standing alone Fading and dying and nearly decaying Closer to the brink of its grave bending In her heart seemed a caterpillar, h......Read More

... Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’ His owner turned beetroot red blushin She said to her cat Please will you stop that Old Nancy next door may be lookin! Thanks to a lovely on ......Read More