Humping Poems - Poems about Humping

...(A little slice of paradise, 2021) A Good Day to Die Every time I go climbing I think, “This could be the day I die.” I also think this when driving in really bad conditions or when fl......Read the rest...

...In the far Far East, a few strange Hindu temples are intricately carved, & are most pornographically exuberant, everywhere there are wrathful-playful-sexual- vengeful-gesturing-carousing-beckon ......Read the rest...

...I prefer to gaze at my Eden through this veil of screens. There, the miracle of sun and bloom explodes with delight over my stoned edges. But...ponder me first before venturing once more unto ......Read the rest...

...planning The other day Anna created a Pinterest board of wedding ideas (Cheesy, she knows). “It’s time to hop on the bandwagon,” she said. She insists every other girl she’s aware of - ex......Read the rest...

... Somewhere in the Andes, llama mama drama plays out when he discovers he’s not the baby daddy, “I guess alpaca now!” ......Read the rest...

...Why are your wing's so ruffled black It begs the question what on earth is the air up there contaminated with Is that maybe the reason why it's 2 shades of gray on a English summer's day in......Read the rest...

...Hordes of numbskulls ride the ether waving on its waves. Hi kites twirling upon a digital wind. Each empty head has but one thought, a desire to be seen. Hordes watch, flock to the hand-held s......Read the rest...

...luckily for our ambiguous plot structure and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails and fortune directed that the box be opened gingerly grip......Read the rest...

...both sides use conscience for a hook it's a con artist's suitcase fill your cup in the Ocean of Tears there's enough of everything in there toasters glowing blenders humming dogs humping on lawn......Read the rest...

...litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma love shouldn't be a pile of rags I was playing pinkie dinkie with next door Suzie Woozy her father was CIA a spy catcher with a big spy catcher mitt t......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...It'll rain a lot more than usual today. And then it will be morning. It applies to everything in our world. The stars will age with time. Reality's fabric will be torn apart. Hump......Read the rest...

...I got home so late, It was time to get up. Poured coffee in the toaster, Stuffed bread into a cup and I said, “Here we go again.” Tied my work boots on With appropriate haste. Stood up a b......Read the rest...

...Babies bring joy and pangs to your heart; They're humble and small and quite so awesome; They smile and they cry and they need us from the start; Babies are wonderfully tart; So sw......Read the rest...

...One evening Bob nervously said I kinda like three in a bed She said I’ve got friends And each of them tends To share the desires in your head The next night as had been arranged His ankles an......Read the rest...