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My dog's as smart as a geek and other doggy poems

...My dog's as smart as a geek.
He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek.
He’s expert in canine mathematics,
can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics,
and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak.
And yo...

Pollinate

...bee dance on flower
pollinate super power
hot dog humping leg...

pets are at our mercy

...pets are at our mercy
whether they become parents
it is not their decision
we had our male dog fixed today
we have had a lot of dogs fixed
maybe it is because of my age
but I felt guilty about ...

We paid

...Never will i depend on no female, because we paid. Trust, money up top, ask around we rock, because we paid.  No time to wait and sit, bless my day so we paid. Baby momma tripping, if I'm not on it ....

Summer Heatwave

...Agonizing shrieks, -lips curl, wink*
before I was weak, -savage entity
spellbound dreams, -madness deity
grotesque fusing.            -ruler of the fray
                Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Apoc...

A Good Day to Die

...(A little slice of paradise, 2021)

A Good Day to Die

Every time I go climbing I think, “This could be the day I die.”
I also think this when driving in really bad conditions
or when fl...

Some Temples

...In the far Far East,
a few strange Hindu temples are intricately carved,
& are most pornographically exuberant,
everywhere there are wrathful-playful-sexual-
vengeful-gesturing-carousing-beckon  ...

A Perennial Orgy

...I prefer to gaze at my Eden
through this veil of screens.
There, the miracle of sun and bloom
explodes with delight over my stoned edges.

But...ponder me first before venturing
once more unto ...

Planning and Saving the Planet

...planning

The other day Anna created a Pinterest board of wedding ideas (Cheesy, she knows). “It’s time to hop on the bandwagon,” she said. She insists every other girl she’s aware of - ex...

Humping It Out of Camelot

...
Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
...

Fight Another Day Flightless Ostrich Egg Bird

...Why are your wing's so ruffled black

It begs the question what on earth is the
air up there contaminated with

Is that maybe the reason why it's 2
shades of gray on a English summer's 
day in...

Insta Glamming

...Hordes of numbskulls
ride the ether waving on its waves.
Hi kites twirling upon a digital wind.

Each empty head has but one thought,
a desire to be seen.
Hordes watch, flock to the hand-held s...

Eaten By Ants - Part 2

...luckily for our ambiguous plot structure
and the stern requirements of partisan doggerel
the ringing coin toss bounced then came up tails
and fortune directed that the box be opened
gingerly grip...

Bobby Bandwidth In Dogs Humping Act 2

...both sides use conscience for a hook
it's a con artist's suitcase
fill your cup in the Ocean of Tears
there's enough of everything in there
toasters glowing blenders humming
dogs humping on lawn...

Painful ******** 911 Call

...litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma
love shouldn't be a pile of rags
I was playing pinkie dinkie
with next door Suzie Woozy
her father was CIA a spy catcher 
with a big spy catcher mitt
t...

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