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Best Humping Poems

Below are the all-time best Humping poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humping poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Goodbye
(NOTHING MORE TO SAY)

I've seen the way you look at me
I've seen the way you look at them
Without wanting to admit, you hate everything I...

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© Skat A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, break up, conflict, goodbye,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Love Has Its Costs
THIS IS A FICTIONAL WRITE THAT EXPLORES THE QUESTION OF WHAT LOVE IS. IT DOES SO IN A DRAMATIC WAY, AFTER ALL THAT IS MY...

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Categories: humping, desire,
Form: Narrative
He's Just a Dog
He’s just a dog, a mongrel pup that fitted in me hand,
short haired, tan and white, with needs of high demand,
he’s whingy and he’s whiny,...

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Categories: humping, animal, dog, trust, mum,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Threesome - Now a Bawdy Collaboration
One evening Bob nervously said
I kinda like three in a bed
She said I’ve got friends
And each of them tends
To share the desires in your head

The...

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Categories: humping, desire, humorous, lust,
Form: Limerick
Random Thoughts *22* Double Haiku To Double Senryu
Natures fist, such bliss
climb the weeping willow tree!
so inspiring

Natures kiss, wet lips
clouds surround, I imagine.
Poetry firing.



We embrace, she twists
grooving to R&B tones.
Dancing, dry humping.

Her elegant...

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Categories: humping, inspirational
Form: Haiku



Drinking Drugging
Drinking drugging, chug a lugging,
Cruising down the poncy street,
Drunk a 40 cats a hugging,
Look out 4 this ***** on heat,

Brain a thumpin, blood a pumping,
Dogs...

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Categories: humping, adventure, me, drug,
Form: Ballad
Maurice the Frogs Outing
Maurice the frog was q###r; of this he had no doubt and all the lady frogs just made him yawn.
He sat all day on his...

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© John Jones  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, animal, fantasy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Hurt People Hurt People
Flirt with Whitney
Flirt with fear 
Life is good
But I rather be anywhere but here
Body aches from pushing out tears
Driving on the road of life
Eyes is...

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Categories: humping, deep, depression, feelings, longing,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spoon-Fed On Spoonerisms
Hooming in the near lorizon, 
another girthday makes me bloomy
The yays, the dears are massing paster!
I am diserablly mepressed, and in a date of great...

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Categories: humping, age, funny, old,
Form: Free verse
Etruscan Smile
my soul is the shape of a bloodstain
poured there by Nadine Maraschino
my right eye sits
in the ruby voodoo goblet
that she wears upon her head
Nadine was...

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Categories: humping, humanity, slam,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member It's a Small Wacked World After All
Watch me creep upon your virgin abode
without a husbandry humping request
to take what is mine from no/mo/mojoe months of 
exsocietal solutiservititude of sexlessages unimpressed. 
Finally,...

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Categories: humping, education, freedom, love, political,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Harsh Voice
HARSH VOICE

I sing the song eternal
A crackling, cackling broomstick sweep
Why?

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
A squirt of the old oil can
Clears up the voice...

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Categories: humping, arabic, introspection, , atheist,
Form: Free verse
A Race To Death
Copyright 204 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the...

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© Thomas Hsi  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, adventure, anger, car, celebration,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Smartest Duck Dog In the World
Smartest Duck Dog in the World
By
Kevin L Fairbrother

Old Bill had a dog he called blue
Claimed he was the smartest and
Best duck dog in the World...

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Categories: humping, adventure, crazy, dog, smart,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Harsh Voice
HARSH VOICE

I sing the song eternal
A crackling, cackling broomstick sweep
Why?

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
A squirt of the old oil can
Clears up the voice...

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Categories: humping, arabic, introspection, , atheist,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things