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Best Humping Poems

Below are the all-time best Humping poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humping poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member GOODBYE
(NOTHING MORE TO SAY)

I've seen the way you look at me
I've seen the way you look at them
Without wanting to admit, you hate everything I...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, break up, conflict, goodbye, how i
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Love Has Its Costs

THIS IS A FICTIONAL WRITE THAT EXPLORES THE QUESTION OF WHAT LOVE IS. IT DOES SO IN A DRAMATIC WAY, AFTER ALL THAT IS MY...

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Categories: humping, desire,
Form: Narrative
He's Just a Dog
He’s just a dog, a mongrel pup that fitted in me hand,
short haired, tan and white, with needs of high demand,
he’s whingy and he’s whiny,...

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Categories: humping, animal, dog, trust, mum,
Form: Rhyme
Random Thoughts *22* Double Haiku to Double Senryu
Natures fist, such bliss
climb the weeping willow tree!
so inspiring

Natures kiss, wet lips
clouds surround, I imagine.
Poetry firing.



We embrace, she twists
grooving to R&B tones.
Dancing, dry humping.

Her elegant...

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Categories: humping, inspirational
Form: Haiku
Drinking drugging
Drinking drugging, chug a lugging,
Cruising down the poncy street,
Drunk a 40 cats a hugging,
Look out 4 this ***** on heat,

Brain a thumpin, blood a pumping,
Dogs...

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Categories: humping, adventure, me, drug,
Form: Ballad



Hurt People Hurt People
Flirt with Whitney
Flirt with fear 
Life is good
But I rather be anywhere but here
Body aches from pushing out tears
Driving on the road of life
Eyes is...

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Categories: humping, deep, depression, feelings, longing, meaningful,
Form: Free verse
Etruscan Smile

my soul is the shape of a bloodstain
poured there by Nadine Maraschino
my right eye sits
in the ruby voodoo goblet
that she wears upon her head
Nadine was...

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Categories: humping, humanity, slam,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Spoon-Fed on Spoonerisms
Hooming in the near lorizon, 
another girthday makes me bloomy
The yays, the dears are massing paster!
I am diserablly mepressed, and in a date of great...

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Categories: humping, age, funny, old,
Form: Free verse
It's a Small Wacked World After All
Watch me creep upon your virgin abode
without a husbandry humping request
to take what is mine from no/mo/mojoe months of 
exsocietal solutiservititude of sexlessages unimpressed. 
Finally,...

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Categories: humping, education, freedom, love, political, religion, social,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member HARSH VOICE
HARSH VOICE

I sing the song eternal
A crackling, cackling broomstick sweep
Why?

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
A squirt of the old oil can
Clears up the voice...

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Categories: humping, arabic, introspection, , atheist,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member HARSH VOICE
HARSH VOICE

I sing the song eternal
A crackling, cackling broomstick sweep
Why?

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
A squirt of the old oil can
Clears up the voice...

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Categories: humping, arabic, introspection, , atheist,
Form: Free verse
A Race To Death
Copyright 204 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the...

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© Thomas Hsi  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, adventure, anger, car, celebration, celebrity, sports,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Smartest Duck Dog in the World
Smartest Duck Dog in the World
By
Kevin L Fairbrother

Old Bill had a dog he called blue
Claimed he was the smartest and
Best duck dog in the World...

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Categories: humping, adventure, crazy, dog, smart, smile,
Form: Free verse
the secret society of a woman and toilet paper
my lady should put toilet paper down as a dependent
replacing said toilet paper is a chore for me in this household
i find myself hiding a...

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© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, crazy, women,
Form: Free verse
A Race To Death
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the...

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© Thomas Hsi  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, adventure, anger, beautiful, betrayal, car, celebrity,
Form: Ballad
Hidden New Blood
Hidden within the dark shadows of night
A dim flicker where once was a bright shining light.
Awaiting for someone who with curious intentions
Brings out desires too...

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Categories: humping, body, desire, fire, lust, sexy,
Form: Prose
I walk a million miles
This poem is dedicated to the one I love

Today I walk a million miles.
I walked a million miles,
I hump this ruck all day
I hear the...

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Categories: humping, deep, depression, emotions, for her, life,
Form: I do not know?
Killer Girls and Flesh Eating Zombies
My head feels like it has a lava lamp inside
The skull has a long crack going across the front

I think it’s time to rotate the...

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© Gary Jones  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, life, nostalgia, social, old, winter, old,
Form: Free verse
My Middleschool Rant
I made this poem in middle school. :D There was more to it, but I can't remember much anymore sadly... :(
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My mother was an ostrich,...

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Categories: humping, childhood, funny, life, me, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member oscar

loner where is the cat
humping the dog
must be oscar night...

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Categories: humping, absence,
Form: ABC
poor portly pig
Pivotal not to pivot a pickled pig. Playing in a plait. No no plastic garments. Ha said a garden ornament. Release of structure. Sky dance....

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Categories: humping, arabic, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
Cowboy Logic

He was a cowboy problem child
rescued by a mendicant sage brush sorcerer
resulting in his remembering everything
flawlessly insolently permanantly
birth death life things in space have a...

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Categories: humping, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Ease On Down The Flame
First she said she had to go.
Time is creaking in the flow.
Grasping firm my smooth e-phone,
Party matter, cordless zone.

Twisting, lying, spineless snake,
Open mouth too big...

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© Tom Arnone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, feelings, longing, love, passion, romance, sensual,
Form: Quatrain
Sophie Reiff, Trophy Wife
           Is this the weekend, by the way?
       ...

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Categories: humping, satire,
Form: Couplet
A Call To Arms-Volume One
A call to arms has been issued and all the lyrical guns have been reissued
fierce fighting mothers handing out tissues to dab away at media...

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© John Allen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humping, faith, imagination, inspirational, life, visionary, people,
Form: Ballad