Soldier Humorous Poems

an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of right now

he milks a sad cow

farming a dramatic past.
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See dazzling bowls and vessels, pots of brass
Old copper kettles, cups of gold, and chiming clock
Porcelain statuettes, fake Tiffanies, stained glass
Oak storage towers, ivories of...

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Quote: She was from the French side of town a red jolie  
He was from Italian blood, all fingers & thumbs, oh boy !...

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All lined up
In a single c rank
Twenty two cans of beer fit
Inside the barrel of a tank,
And driving a tank
Is an exhilarating thrill?
But at times...

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The cavalry charged, leading the way
     The infantry advanced, joining the fray

   As for me, I was up to...

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A young fellow soldier from Kentucky
He considered himself rather lucky
Stationed at Ft. Knox,
Opened a vault box
But, alas, it was empty … how sucky!

written October 11,...

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Welcome home the family has missed you                        Dad come down now    ...

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I saluted in front of him and vowed, 
“Sir, I’ll follow you anywhere, sir.”
The Lieutenant roared, 
“You can’t follow in front of me. 
Get to...

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The brave general
it's just and simply, badly
mere number soldier ......

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No, no, no!! It’s half past ten!
So what happened to my alarm then?
A power cut!! That’s just my luck.
And now the toilet door is stuck!!

Brushing...

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 A funny thing happened on the way to the Art Museum, 
I saw a seagull fly above a man wearing a soldier’s beret.
He landed...

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THE COLD

I’m feeling pretty miserable, this cold won’t go away
I wish that I could stay in bed, and not go out today
My ears are very...

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Soldiers marched, upright and ready
Bayonet's pointed, their hand at the steady
The town folk feared what was at hand
They were simple folks, working the land

The soldiers...

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He knew how to keep his job:
Follow orders,
speak to superiors only when spoken to
And always give a subservient nod
His grandfather taught his father,
and his father...

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Again Off the Bat

Again, another thought came off the bat;
Trump has truly become a spoiled brat;
What he wanted to him was always given;
Never desired poor...

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